FSFirst Store Owner
All I'm sorry about is that they didn't smash some of the fifty dollar vases.
S1 E4The Mystery of the Broken Statues
Don't tell me. I'll tell you. Two men walked in the shop, a tall one and a short one. The short one smashed them and the tall one paid for the statues.
SSSecond Store Owner
How did you know?
I read minds.
S1 E5The Monkey Mystery
Look, Clark, super-monkey
I'm going to marry a handsome oil millionaire by the name of "Harvey". Bye, Clark.
KKent
Where do you think you're going?
Well, to meet Harvey, where else?
KKent
Have you forgotten we're supposed to cover the Petersen trial?
You cover it. I can't keep Harvey waiting. Bye-bye.
Wait a minute, where'd you get the tip. The chief's gonna ask me.
From a monkey.
Huh?
You say Superman couldn't find the fellow on the train?
KKent
No. I'm gonna look around more, but--
You are?
KKent
I mean, Superman is.
BGBad guy one
Get away ok?
BGBad guy two
Duck soup.
Those fellas must think Superman works for the Daily Planet.
KKent
What!? Who!?
S1 E6A Night of Terror
SSolley
Who's he sending?
MMitch
Baby Face something
SSolley
Baby Face Stevens?
MMitch
You know him?
SSolley
I heard about him. Always making with the jokes. And you know what? When he does a job, he takes all but one slug out of this gun. Never misses.
How'd you know it was me?
KKent
Don't you know that i have X-ray vision?
Oh, sure. Just like Superman.
KKent
What's on your mind besides the Chicago White Sox.
You guessed it!
She didn't get going until after three.
KKent
She should've waited till morning.
That's what I told her but she said, "Nothing doing, the chief might get an idea overnight".
SSolley
Hiya, Baby Face.
Could you tell me where to find Miss Lane? I think she's in trouble.
SSolley
You see what I mean, Mitch? Always gagging.
Superman you're wonderful. How did you know we were in trouble?
A little bird told me.
I bet you the little bird's name was Clark Kent.
[chuckles] Could be.
S1 E7The Birthday Letter
KKathie
Superman, why did you carry me up the fire escape? I thought you could fly. And why did we come here, you promised you'd take me to the fair.
SSlugger
Don't ask so many questions, little girl.
KKathie
I don't think you're Superman at all. You don't talk like Superman. You don't act like Superman. You don't even look like Superman.
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