Lois Lane quotes from The Adventures of Superman

Lane

Look, Clark, super-monkey

Lane

Superman finally took me out.

Lane

There are one or two things I haven't got quite straight in my mind, Mr. Kent. For example, how did you leave here later than we did and beat us to the airport?

Is that all?

Lane

Not quite. How come you found the man behind the hanger at just the right moment to get his exclusive story when every top experienced reporter in the business was breaking his neck...

Or her neck...

Lane

Or her neck to get that story?

Maybe I'm a Superman, Miss Lane.

Lane

Well there he goes again. Inspector, where does he disappear to all the time?

I don't know. Maybe he runs into an ally, takes off his glasses and turns into Superman.

Lane

All right Clark, if you're so smart who's on the other end of the phone now?

The Chief. And if we're not back at the planet in fifteen seconds flat, we're bothe gonna get fired. Now come on.

Lane

Don't tell me. I'll tell you. Two men walked in the shop, a tall one and a short one. The short one smashed them and the tall one paid for the statues.

How did you know?

Lane

I read minds.

Lane

I'm going to marry a handsome oil millionaire by the name of "Harvey". Bye, Clark.

Where do you think you're going?

Lane

Well, to meet Harvey, where else?

Have you forgotten we're supposed to cover the Petersen trial?

Lane

You cover it. I can't keep Harvey waiting. Bye-bye.

Olsen

Wait a minute, where'd you get the tip. The chief's gonna ask me.

Lane

From a monkey.

Olsen

Huh?

Lane

Superman you're wonderful. How did you know we were in trouble?

Superman

A little bird told me.

Olsen

I bet you the little bird's name was Clark Kent.

Superman

[chuckles] Could be.

Lane

Clark, where you going?

This is a job for Superman. I mean, I've got to find him.

Lois, I thought you were in danger. I just tried to help.

Lane

You? Why should I need you help, when I can always count on--

I know... Superman.

Lane

What's soft about tramping around in dirty old coalmines.

Lois, maybe you'll find a diamond.

But Clark Kent is always there.

Lane

Clark is never there. He arrives when Superman is gone.

He is always there, but they are never seen together.

Lane

No. Never.

Of course not. They couldn't be because Clark Kent is Superman.

Lane

Clark, Superman. Yes, he must be.

Lane

No matter how right anyone is, there comes a time when he's got to be wrong. It's only human nature.

White

Sometimes I wonder if Kent is human.