I give you all the best lines, all the best gags, but that isn't good enough. You have to add lines of your own. What are you trying to do, take over the act?
“The Case of the Talkative Dummy” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Lois Lane (2), Clark Kent (1), Superman (1)
Look at him, sitting there so innocently. "In the shade of the old apple tree". "Down by the old mill stream". "Eleven and a half". He knows he's fourteen. He's been fourteen for the last ten years!
Jim, a word of advice. After this, keep out of other people's safes.
Well there he goes again. Inspector, where does he disappear to all the time?
I don't know. Maybe he runs into an ally, takes off his glasses and turns into Superman.
All right Clark, if you're so smart who's on the other end of the phone now?
The Chief. And if we're not back at the planet in fifteen seconds flat, we're bothe gonna get fired. Now come on.
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