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The Adventures of Lano and Woodley · Season 1, Episode 15

Colin and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

[Trying to kill a chicken.]

Colin

What was your idea hummus boy?

Frank

You’re not gonna regret this king kong.

Colin

I hope I’m not.

[Frank retrieves the fire extinguisher and sprays the chicken.]

Colin

Hey, hey!

Frank

Gotcha!

Colin

What are you doing?

Frank

I’m eating the chicken.

Colin

You can’t kill the chicken with the fire extinguisher! That fire extinguisher is not on the island you idiot. It was from the theatre.

Frank

Col, we’re starving to death. I don’t think now is the time for rigid adherences to theatrical convention.

Colin

Look you idiot, if you can kill the chicken with the fire extinguisher that means if you want sweets you just go into the foyer and get a Kit Kat!

Frank

Well, I can’t do that 'cause I don’t have any money, because my wallet went down in the plane. Get a bit of brainage!

Colin

Give me the chicken.

Frank

No.

Colin

Give me the bird!

[Frank gives Col the middle finger.]

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