Colin and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

We’ve gotta make some changes. We’ve got food, we’ve got water, what we need is leadership.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I’ve had a bit of a chat with myself and I reckon from now on you should call me something like, um, king. Okay, and um…

Col?

What?

There’s no way in the world that I’m ever gonna treat you as my king. [Colin gives Frank a nipple cripple.] Stop it, you’re hurting me your highness.

Okay that’s good. I’ll be King Col. ‘Old King Cole, what a merry old sole, what a merry old sole was he.’

Have you heard the second verse? It goes ‘Old King Cole, what a massive ass hole.’ Why do you get to be king? It’s not fair.

I’m you king, do not insult me! [Bam, bam] I said insult all right? I didn’t… [Bam, bam] I didn't say salt alright, I… [Bam, bam]

You’d better stop doing that mate or he’ll assault you. [Bam, bam] And he can do that cause he’s the king. He’s the sultan! [Bam, bam.]