How did you learn how to climb a coconut tree?
'Cause, once I was watching Getaway.
Getaway!
With Catriona Rowntree.
[Colin pretends to feel himself up.]
[Laughs.] We think we’re hilarious! Yes. And I saw the Fijians climbing them so I watched how to learn, I learned how to, I saw them! But there’s no coconuts.
What?
Must be the wrong season or something.
Bummer.
Maybe we can chew on these luscious palm fronds. Oh no, they taste all plasticy. You know what that tastes like?
What?
That tastes like the shade cloth you get at Bunnings. Lowest prices are just the beginning but unfortunately nutritional value isn't the ending.
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