Colin and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

Hey, what're you doing? That's my towel!

Eh? Oh, I didn't even realise. I just grabbed the first towel I saw.

[grabs Frank's towel] Well, why do we have to use my towel?

[swipes his towel from Colin] Well, why do we have to use my towel? [throws it onto the table with Colin's towel]

[chuckles] Look, this is ridiculous! This is so petty! Look, it doesn't worry me whose towel we use.

Well, it doesn't worry me either.

Okay, well if it doesn't worry you and if it doesn't worry me, we've just gotta use one of the towels. So let's just use, unhhh... [grabs Frank's towel] ...your towel.

[throws his towel back on the table] Col, don't start that again please. We haven't got time for that nonsense. We're in a hurry. Pass me...your towel.

[hands him Frank's towel, cheekily] Okay, there you go.

[realises it's his towel and places it back on the table] Hang on...

Okay! Fine, we'll use my towel. While we're arguing, the little baby is suffering in there with a dirty nappy! Why don't we just make a decision? We're using my towel. [grabs his towel and takes the scissors] It'll be better this way anyway. [prepares to cut]

Good. [stops Colin] Why would it be better this way?

Well my, uhh...my towel's more hygenic. It'll be cleaner.

I think my towel's cleaner.

[throws his towel on the table] Alright, we'll use your towel!

Well, you turned around rather quickly!

Okay, we'll use my towel!

Good. [to the baby] We're gonna use Col's towel!

That was my towel.

Oh, was it? Oh, sorry. Well, it doesn't matter anyway.