[Colin and Frank are watching a game show to decide who’s smarter. Colin’s buzzer is a rubber duck, Frank’s is a whoopee cushion.]
What is a glockenspiel?
[Squeezes his rubber duck.] What somebody says when they’re trying to sell you a glocken.
What is the sum of the inside angles of a triangle?
[Squeezes his whoopee cushion.] Albert Einstein.
Who created Tom Sawyer?
Mr and Mrs Sawyer.
Ichthyology is the study of what?
Albert Einstein.
Name three prime numbers.
Albert Einstein.
What the hell are you doing?
Well, I haven’t got very much general knowledge, Col, so I thought I’d try using the law of averages.
What is the chemical symbol for sulphur?
[Both squeeze their buzzes, but neither answer. Col looks at Frank.]
Oh, I didn’t actually squeeze my buzzer then.
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