I wanna be good out there, Frank! This is my big chance to make a mark in the world! I wanna be remembered. I...I wanna be famous. I wann be a historical figure like Alexander the Great or Scott of the Antarctic or Weird Al Yankovic, you know!
I didn't know anyone even lived in the Antartic.
[confused] What?
[recalling what Colin said] Scott. Scott of the Antartic.
He wasn't from the Antarctic. He was English. He went there on an expedition. Look, we haven't got time to talk about that now.
Well, why do they call him 'Scott OF the Antarctic'? They should call him 'Scott Who Went TO the Antartic'. I mean, a friend of mine Russell went to Thailand once and I don’t call him 'Russell of Thailand'.
Can we just get on with rehearsal please?
And why'd he go there anyway?
He wanted to be the first man to reach the South Pole, but he was beaten by some Norwegian guy. He froze to death on the way back.
So, they should call him 'Scott Who Went to the Antartic...But Probably Shouldn't Have'.
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