Colin and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

Frank, what’s wrong?

[Lying to Col about why he’s upset.] Grandad’s dead.

[Sits down.] Frank, didn’t your grandad die five years ago?

I think it’s time you got over it.

Remember? We were sitting at home, and you had to go down to the shops, and I got the phone call saying that he died, and when you got back from the shops I told... [realizes what he said] Ooooh. [cheerfully] Your grandad’s dead, Frank!