[holding up her headless doll] I'm donating Mary Queen of Scots.
Darling, that IS your most precious possession.
I can chop a head off another doll.
I know, but all the heads don't come off as nicely as this one. Are you sure you want to donate Mary?
Yes, but I'll never be able to look her head in the eye again.
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