Darling, are those men staring at us?
Not us. At you. You're ravishing!
[Starts kissing her arm]
Darling, please. It's early.
Your watch is slow.
Hey, they're coming over. They got such funny looks in their eyes, they COULD be people from Mars.
Nonsense. They're not little, they're not green, and they don't have things sticking out of their heads.
CICousin Itt
Uts sfoo dedidivuh PAH!
Itt's right. They could be disguised.
Well, whoever they are, we must be neighborly. We don't want them thinking we Earth-people are snobs.
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