So you see, Lurch, in as much as you love the harpsichord so, the real public benefactors wouldn't be US, it would be YOU.
We even instruct the museum, Lurch, to name YOU as donor.
What do you say to that?
I quit.
No, Lurch... Lurch, y-you can't quit. Y-you're like one of the family.
Oh, think of all those glorious, happy years we've spent together. Think of the children. Think of Mama and Uncle Fester.
[Lurch thinks for a moment]
I quit.
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