Father, it was terrible. They killed him.
Mr. Hilliard?
The dragon.
What dragon? Who killed a dragon?
A knight in shining armor. He killed the dragon.
I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon.
The poor, defenseless dragon.
That isn't all. You ought to hear some of the other stories in her book.
Let me see that, darling. [Pugsley hands the book to Morticia and she reads the title] Grimm's Fairy Tales. What a lovely name, Grimm. How could he write such terrible stories?
Must be sick. Atavistic cruelty. Perverse barbarism. Such violence. [Speaks in foreign language]
Gomez!
That settles it. No more school.
Good thinking, sir.
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