[Red faces Hyde in the basement over him tapping to the cable TV]
What the hell's the matter with you? Stealing my cable!!
Red, before you blow your stack, why don't you take a look at the carwash girl? She is so sudsy.
You drilled a hole in my floor. My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass!
Red, the carwash girls have to make 500 dollars, or their super-freaky love nest is gonna turn into a bookstore.
Look there's only one clicker, and it's upstairs. My cable, my channel! [walks back up]
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