[at the Point Place 1988 high-school reunion]
[hears real-life version of himself, who just witnessed the alternate Eric and Donna admit their feelings] Oh, wait a minute. You actually had a relationship with Donna?
Wait, I thought you said he couldn't hear me.
I'm loose with the rules, so sue me.
No, seriously, you had Donna?
Look, we broke up. You're much better off.
Says you! Look at me. I'm 28 years old! I've only had sex with Big Rhonda, and all three times, believe me, she did not look like that! [Points to Big Rhonda, who has a very sexy body]
Idiot. You're sad you were never with Donna? Well, you got off light, man! I had her and I lost her, and believe me, you don't wanna know how bad that hurts! [storms out of reunion hall]
So, you're an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me?
Alright, listen closely: NO!
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