Red and Fez in “I'm A Boy”

Red

[as Fez comes into the room and sits down] Still not speaking to me, huh?

Fez

[puts his book down, annoyed] Fine, I'll speak. I spend all day running your bald, grumpy ass around town. And do I get a thanks?! No. Because you're unpleasant!

Red

...You wanna know why I'm unpleasant? I just had a heart attack, and now I have to be driven around like a useless dope by the idiot that married my daughter and gave me the heart attack in the first place! [stands up, causing Fez to jump back] But I am also unpleasant because I just spent the entire day cooped up in the car, breathing that mustard gas you call "cologne!" But mostly I'm unpleasant, because that's how it works in this family!

Fez

[gets choked up]...I'm family?

Red

[beat] Ah, crap!