Eric is driving his Grandmother home.
You don't like it when I come to visit.
Yes I do, I really do.
You're a filthy liar! You didn't learn to lie from my Red; that came from your mother!
Well, y'see Grandma, that's the problem right there, okay? Every time you come to my house, you spend the whole day criticizing my mom.
Well, I tell it like it is.
Okay Grandma, then here's how it is: you're very nasty! And I–I don't see why you have to be so hateful. I don't think being nice for a whole day would kill you!
As Eric finishes saying this, she promptly leans over onto Eric with her eyes closed.
Grandma?
[Eric hits the brakes. The momentum throws Grandma off of him and on to the passenger side dashboard. She doesn't move.]
Grandma?
[After a few seconds, Eric realizes she just died]
Oh! OH, GOD!
[Eric quickly opens the driver side door and leaves the car]
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