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Thank God You're Here · Season 1, Episode 1

Dan, Glenn Robbins and others in “1”

Dan

What do you call this?

Glenn Robbins

It slices. It dices. But wait, there’s more. It also works as a... Ken?

Frank

Killing thing.

Glenn

So when you’re attacked by an enemy, don’t stab him. Slice him and dice him, pop him in the freezer and have him a bit later on.

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