Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) quotes

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Splinter: This fight overwhelming them, they refused to give up. They have vowed to fight until the very end.
Ancient One: Saki's attacks were the most savage, the most damaging.
(The battle was victorious when Oroku Saki delivered the final blow)

Splinter: A weapon is only as good as the arm that wields it.
(One of the "Turtles in space" episode, when the turtles are about to fight a giant alien monster.)

Splinter: In the hands of a true ninja master, anything is a weapon.

Splinter: Yes, pizza sounds very appetizing right now. With pepperoni. And karma.
Season 5: The Lost Season (Master Splinter and Ancient One meditating)

[ Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael scrutinize Michelangelo's Super Turtle costume sketches, mocking]
Raphael: What's this? The "Nin-Justice League"?
Don: More like the "Shell-Tastic Four"!
Leo: "The Legion of Sewer Heroes"!

[After Raphael has just apologized for his actions]
Leonardo: Alright, who are you, and what did you do with our brother Raphael?

[After the turtles have saved April from Mouser robots.]
Michelangelo: Hey. How ya doin'?
[Michelangelo leans forward, and April faints from shock. He picks her up into his arms and turns to the others.]
Michelangelo: Hey,so... Can I keep her?

[Casey has finally left the lair after continuously finding new reasons to stay.]
Michelangelo: And so they defeated..the thing that wouldn't leave!

[Casey is finding excuses to stay at the lair and the turtles hastily persuade him to leave]
Michelangelo: We'll pour you drinks, we'll do your bed...and we will tell you story.

[Donatello has just distracted a security camera at TCRI with a pigeon finger puppet.]
Michelangelo: I don't know what's scarier: the fact that that worked, or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.
Season 2

[Donny and Raph are watching a football game.]
Raphael: Panthers, rams, bears--they've even got dolphins! You'd think they'd have room for something more... reptilian.
Donatello: The Turtles? My friend, unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being "velocity challenged."
[Pause.]
Raphael: Say what?

[Mike, Leo, and Raph are surrounded by monsters in the underground city, after Don had a dream and found a cure for the monsters.]
Michelangelo: Him and his big ideas! C'mon guys! Let's go to the underground city! We'll have some laughs! We'll get eaten!
Season 3

[The Turtles storm into the passenger compartment of the moon shuttle.]
Leonardo: Er, ladies and gentlemen, we have an emergency situation. Everyone needs to get to the escape pods NOW!
[general blankness]
Raphael: How do you say "bomb" in Futurese?
[general panic]
Season 7: Back to the Sewer Unidentified episode

[The Utroms have been forced to leave Earth, as Shredder has discovered their whereabouts and spread a virus through their base, shutting down all electronics, including their exo-skeletons.]
First Utrom: I hate walking on my tentacles.
Second Utrom: Oh, shut up Krang!

[While finishing his story about the Shredder.]
Splinter: He serves no great purpose. He fights no great evil. He is great evil.