Teen Wolf · Season 1
[Scott and Stiles have confronted Liam at school after being bitten by Scott]
We need to talk.
No, you need to back the hell up, okay? Both of you.
Can you just listen for one second? Please? [Liam gives him a look] Liam... we're brothers now.
[confused] What?
[horrified] Oh, God, that's--
What are you talking about? We just met, and you bit me.
[anxious] The bite... the bite is a gift.
[embarrassed] Scott, stop. Please, stop.
You! You. We're trying to help you, you little runt!
[side-eyes him] By kidnapping me?
...Just to clarify, Scott kidnapped you, okay? I... aided, and abetted.
We're going to use the boathouse for Liam. It's got support beams, we can chain him to one of them.
But how do we get him out to the lake house if he doesn't trust us?
I say if it keeps him from murdering someone, we chloroform the little bastard and throw him in the lake.
[raises hand] I'm in!
[to Kira] You know what they call a female fox? A vixen.
[about the Mute] I still don't get how this guy has no mouth. How can he eat?
Oh, Peter didn't get a chance to ask. He was fighting him off with a tomahawk buried in his chest, so...
[The McCall Pack has just explained to Liam what they are, and he looks at them in confusion as he points at each of them in turn as he tries to understand]
[to Scott] Werewolf? [to Malia] Werecoyote. [to Lydia] Banshee. [to Kira] Fox?
Kitsune. But, fox works.
[to Stiles] What are you?
Uh, for a little while, I was possessed by an evil spirit. It was very evil.
And what are you now?
[shrugs] Better?
How did you do that?
You'll learn. But first, you need to get through the full moon.
[angry] The moon's already out.
And you starting to feel something, aren't you?
[loses his temper] I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of psychotic nutjobs! You guys are out of your freaking minds. I don't know how you did that eye-thing, and I don't care. I'm walking out that door right now, and if any of you try to stop me, I swear to God, I'm gonna--
[Liam sudden begins to wolf out mid-sentence, and everyone panics]
What am I supposed to do with the hordes gathering outside the door?
Lydia, who throws the best parties in Beacon Hills?
[shrieks in frustration] What? Me, obviously!
Okay, then throw a party!
[Demarco Montana, a delivery man, has just arrived with a keg of beer to Lydia's lake house]
Okay, I didn't order a keg of beer. Especially not domestic.
[looks at the bill] What's this extra $100?
That's the "Yes, you do look 21 to me"-surcharge.
[Stiles is sitting with Malia, who is chained up for the full moon. Her coyote-face is out, and she's struggling against her chains]
Just breathe, okay? I'm not going to leave you.
What if I hurt you?
You're not going to!
But I want to. Ugh! I look at your face, and I want to smash it! I want to tear it! I want to feel your bones crack between my hands!
[unfazed] Surprisingly enough, you're not the first person to ever say something like that. I'm not leaving you, and I'm not going to let you hurt anyone.
[Demarco sees that someone slit the tires of his car and starts to wolf-out from the full moon's influence. He starts to chant a mantra under his breath]
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, the truth.
[looks at Liam] What about him?
Scott: [smiles] He can dance with me next time!
You know, just because this guy connected to the school's WiFi, doesn't mean he's still here.
True. but, I've seen enough in this school to keep my gun in hand whenever walking in after dark.
[to Malia] I'm not going to run, because I don't think you're going to hurt me. And, I think maybe you're so afraid of hurting me because of what you did to your family. I know what that's like. I remember everything that I did. And, the worst part is I remember liking it. Because I felt powerful. I felt fearless. And, most of all, in control. But, when I came through it, I learned something else-- Control is overrated.
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