Teen Wolf · Season 1
I hate math. It's pointless.
It's school! School is important, and math is essential.
[annoyed] To what?
[winks] Knowing how much to tip at restaurants.
[rolls her eyes in annoyance] And other less important things, like medicine, economics, engineering...
[to Malia] Tipping!
Whoa, whoa, we've got Econ. in five minutes.
All right, did you forget the part about the family-murdering axe-murderer?
Did you forget that your dad's the sheriff? They'd want us to stay out of it.
Are you guys kidding me? There's a family-murdering axe-murderer and we're not going to do anything about it?
Maybe we should let the adults handle it?
So, the two of you, you just want to stay here at school, go to class? [Kira and Scott nod, looking guilty] I've never heard anything so irresponsible in my life.
[Stiles is weak and panting after sprinting around the field with the lacrosse team. Scott holds him up to keep him from falling to the ground]
[about Liam] He isn't human. What is he? Like a werecheetah? Does that even exist? Is that a thing?
I think he's just good.
[pants] I'm gonna puke. Take me somewhere.
[to Malia, after watching Scott play horribly] Isn't the captain supposed to be one of the best players on the team? Or good?
Dude, what is going on with you?
I don't know, I'm having a really off day.
"Off day?" You were dying out there! I feel actual physical pain watching you!
[Stiles urges Scott to tap into his wolf powers for the team's sake]
It's cheating.
I know it is. I just-- I hate seeing this little freshman come in and steal all your glory after you worked your tushie off! I hate it!
The problem is the people I need to talk to right now don't talk to people like you.
You want me to wait for you?
I want you to trust me.
[smirks] And why would I trust you? I don't know anything about you.
Yeah, well, I know you. And I know what you really want. You want what Kate stole from you. [She begins to speak Gaelic] Briseann an dúchas trí shúile an chait. It means "The true nature of someone is reflected in their eyes." In your case, the color of your eyes.
[Lydia has just been found at the Walcott house by Deputy Parrish after being drawn there in a banshee fugue-state]
I would try to explain, but I've never gotten a satisfactory explanation myself.
Just an unusual habit of showing up at places where people have been brutally murdered?
[smirks] Are you saying I have a reputation?
An usual one. Maybe you're psychic?
Don't tell me you believe all that?
I'd like to say I don't believe in anything, but I keep an open mind. But, if you're looking for dead bodies, I think you're a little late.
Hey, I don't need to say that wasn't your fault, right?
[sad] I don't know.
Scott, if you had use any wolf power, that kid wouldn't be limping, he'd be crawling... back to the other half of his body.
If I hadn't been so worried about being captain, he wouldn't be hurt either.
It's okay to want something for yourself once in a while. Team captain, alpha werewolf... you're still only human.
[Scott has just found Sean on the roof, where he's about to eat Liam. Sean has revealed that he's a wendigo]
Don't! You don't need to do this. Whatever it is, whatever you are... we can help you.
No, you can't.
Let me help you.
Wendigos don't need help, we need food!
Hey, let's get everyone off the roof. And, see if you can stall the M.E. for five minutes. I've got an expert of my own coming to take a look.
[suspicious] You have an expert on teenage cannibals?
[Stiles has just arrived at Scott's house, to find he had accidentally bitten Liam and tied him up in his bathroom]
So, you bit him.
...Yeah...
And you kidnapped him.
...Yeah...
And you brought him here.
I panicked!
Yup. [He nods] This isn't going to end with us burying the pieces of his body out in the desert, is it? [Liam starts whimpering in fear in the bathroom] As a reminder, this is why I always come up with the plans. Your plans suck.
Okay, Liam. Now, you've seen a lot of confusing things tonight. And, more confusing things are going to happen because of the confusing things that happened tonight. Do you understand?
[angrily] Not really.
Good, that's good.
I don't understand, either.
...Maybe you should tell him.
[Kira and Lydia are looking at the code Lydia transcribed in a banshee fugue-state]
These are your math notes? No wonder Malia's failing.
Some of them are my notes. The rest I think might actually be a code.
But you don't remember writing it?
Not in the slightest. But, considering my drawing of a tree led us to the Nemeton, I should probably figure out what it means before it tries to kill us.
Remember the rules. No more than six people allowed in the lake house. Stay out of the wine. And, if anything gets broken, it's getting added to your credit card debt.
[shrugs] Fine.
And lock up the basement. From all the scratch marks I found on the walls, it looked like a pack of wild animals got down there.
[Lydia and Kira look at each other nervously]
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