[about Kyle] Missing and presumed dead, Scott, because he was probably a virgin. You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? I need to have sex. Like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!
[appears behind him] Alright! I'll do it.
Whoa! What?
Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.
That is so sweet. Are you kidding?
[rolls his eyes] Yes, I'm kidding!
[disappointed] You don't toy with a guys emotions like that, Danny. It's not attractive, alright?
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