Theo quotes from Teen Wolf

Theo

Checking up on me? You can't tell me you don't want to know who's taking the bodies.

Inconsequential.

Theo

You don't care that someone is running off with your little failed science experiments?

Theo

You already know who's taking them. Did you forget that you were supposed to be keeping me in the loop on everything?

Inconsequential.

Theo

Not to me!

Theo

You still wondering why I haven't said anything to Scott?

Stiles

Maybe.

Theo

You think I've got some kind of ulterior motive?

Stiles

More than likely.

Theo

Would you believe me if I said all I want... All I've ever wanted is for you guys to trust me?

Stiles

Nope.

Theo

So, you're here because you're never going to trust me?

Stiles

Yup. Glad we had this talk!

Theo

You know who you remind me of?

Stiles

[sighs] Theo, I don't care.

Theo

My sister. She was smarter than everyone, too. And a pain in the ass like you. But she always looked out for me, the same way you look out for Scott. You know, I was the one that found her body? She'd fallen into a creek and broken her leg. They told us she would've been okay if it wasn't one of the coldest nights of the year... If it wasn't for the hypothermia. And when I found her, all I could think was that I should've known. That I should've been looking out for her.

Stiles

...Why are you telling me this?

Theo

I'm telling you because even if you don't trust me, and even if you don't like me, I'm still going to be looking out for you... the way I should have been looking out for her.

Theo

You know, I saw his teeth. Donovan. He was a, uh... wendigo, wasn't he?

Stiles

Yeah.

Theo

That's the cannibal one, right?

Stiles

[nods] Native American. The myth says that if you ate human flesh, your punishment was to turn into a creature that constantly craved it.

Theo

That's a pretty judgmental myth.

Stiles

Well, I didn't make it up.

Theo

What if it was the only way to survive? I mean, you ever hear of the Donner Party? I'm pretty sure they didn't turn into wendigos.

Stiles

Well, they didn't live in Beacon Hills...

Theo

[chuckles] Good point. So what's the punishment for killing a chimera?

Stiles

[sarcastically] You spend five hours in the car with Theo Raeken. [Theo laughs] I know what my punishment is. I'm gonna lose my best friend. I'm gonna lose Scott.

Theo

If Scott really gave up on you for some piece of crap like Donovan, then he wouldn't be a True Alpha, would he?

Stiles

Or maybe that's the definition of one-- someone who doesn't put up with murder.

Theo

[rolls his eyes] It sounds like you guys need to look up "justifiable homicide."

Stiles

[side-eyes him] Did you seriously just say that to the son of a cop?

Theo

A werewolf's eyes are supposed to change color when you take an innocent life. [He flashes his gold eyes to Stiles] Do these look blue to you? It was self-defense-- for me and you.

Stiles

Or maybe you just don't feel all that bad about it. You can't say that one life is objectively less innocent than another one. What if they turn blue 'cause you feel guilty?

Theo

So it's up for interpretation?

Stiles

Yeah, maybe.

Theo

Then here's my interpretation of what happened with you and Donovan: Not guilty.

Theo

Did you feel bad about it? Not now. I mean right then, right when it happened. What were you thinking the moment you knew he was dead and there was no saving him?

Stiles

[sighs] One word-- "good."

[on radio] Suspect in 1-8-7 is in custody and en route to station. Suspect's name is Yukimura, Kira.

Theo

[worriedly] What's a 1-8-7?

Stiles

[shocked] Homicide.

Scott

The two chimeras that we know about, Hayden and Corey? They're both doing okay. Actually, better than okay. They're healing faster and getting stronger. They don't need our help... and I don't think they'd want it anyway. I still haven't heard from Kira, and I'm getting more and more worried about Deaton. I know something's coming, and all I can think about is... How good am I going to be if I can't even breathe?

Theo

You sound like you're trying to apologize.

Scott

You came back looking for an Alpha. I guess I'm sorry that you found me.

Theo

I'm not sorry.

Scott

You still want to be part of the pack?

Theo

Scott, I'm with you. For better or worse.

Scott

[sighs] Trust me. There's gonna be worse.

Theo

[smiles] I'm counting on it.

Liam

How do we help her?

Theo

I don't know. When it's wolfsbane poisoning, you burn it out. But I don't know anything about mercury. Especially a kind that's probably been altered by them.

Liam

Is she going to heal?

Theo

The problem is she's not really like us, Liam. None of them are. They're more like... like cheap knockoffs. She might not be as strong as we are, or heal like we do. She's not a real werewolf.

Liam

[gets an idea] What if we turn her into one?

Theo

Nice idea. Except you and I can't do that.

Liam

...But Scott can.

Theo

[about Liam] You know we're going to need help with him.

Scott

[sighs] He'll be all right.

Theo

He's sixteen and in love. First love. You remember what that's like?

Scott

[sadly] Yeah. Trust me, I remember.

Theo

All those emotions mixed with the supermoon? Tonight isn't going to be good.

Scott

I know.

Theo

We need help, and I don't mean restraints or chains. I mean Malia, Stiles, Lydia... You need your pack, Scott.

Scott

I'm not so sure I have one anymore.

Scott

That's not possible.

Theo

You're right. A werewolf shouldn't even be able to touch mountain ash.

Scott

You're a chimera.

Theo

I'm the first chimera. It's the coyote part you don't notice. It's why Malia trusted me first, even though she probably didn't know it. You found the perfect word, though, Scott. Because a chimera isn't just a monster with different parts. It can also mean "something impossible to achieve." "An unrealizable dream."

Scott

And they realized you?

Theo

They came close with me. But, we can't all be perfect. We can't all be True Alphas.

Theo

Your dad was looking for you, Stiles. He found me instead.

Stiles

Where is he?

Theo

I covered for you. This was taken care of. If Melissa didn't find it at the hospital... Guess even the son of a cop can make mistakes.

Stiles

[angrily] Did you hurt him?

Theo

I never lied about why I came to Beacon Hills. I'm here for a pack. I came for the werecoyote, the one whose first instinct is to kill. I came for the banshee, the girl surrounded by death. I came for the dark kitsune, the Beta with anger issues... I came for Void Stiles! That's the pack I want. Unfortunately, it doesn't include Scott.

Theo

Your heartbeat's rising, Stiles. It's not because you're afraid. The Nogitsune is gone, but you've still got more blood on your hands than any of us.

Stiles

I'm about to get more.

Mason

Scott, what happened?

Scott

[groans] It's the supermoon. It was just...

Theo

Bad timing. I mean, seriously. You couldn't have waited five minutes?

Theo

I should've stayed. I should've made sure.

Scott

[smirks] Because now you have to kill me yourself. [Theo glares at them] They're still mine.

Theo

Maybe not yet, but they'll come around.

Scott

Not for you. They're not like you. They never will be.

Theo

[sneers] Because I'm a chimera? Because I'm not a real werewolf?

Scott

Because you're barely even human.