Malia quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

[about Theo] Who speeds? People trying to get away from something!

Malia

Well, how many tickets do you have?

Stiles

[offended] None!

Malia

How many would you have if your dad didn't get you out of them?

Stiles

...Seventeen.

Malia

[about Theo] I don't know, Stiles. I mean, I see why you're worried. He's really hot! He's got like, great hair, a perfect body... You should definitely feel threatened...

Stiles

[offended] Thank you! Because I do. Now more than ever.

Malia

You want me to torture him?

Stiles

No, I don't want you to torture him!

Malia

I'm pretty sure I can take him.

Stiles

If Theo's parents are both psychotic killers, then obviously, we should not trust him, right?

Malia

...My parents are Peter and the Desert Wolf...

Scott

Guys, look-- back to Tracy. She's just one lone wolf. We can find her.

Malia

One lone serial-killing wolf.

Stiles

Uh, she only killed one person, you know. The other two were mauled, alright? What do we do when we catch her?

Malia

I say we put her down.

Mason

Intense.

Malia

Uh, can't you just give her a shot of something?

She doesn't look to be in any pain...

Malia

I meant a shot to kill her!

Malia

Tracy? Tracy-- no, no, no. Look at me. You're not dreaming. This is real. All-All of this is real. You get it? You get that? You're not dreaming, Tracy.

Tracy

[scared] What's happening to me?

Lydia

"In a small New England town, teenagers are taken in the night and buried alive. Days later, they emerge transformed, wreaking havoc and spreading terror, commanded by an ancient order of parascientists known only as the Dread Doctors." Sounds vaguely familiar. How does it end?

Malia

It doesn't. This is supposed to be Volume One.

Lydia

[rolls her eyes] Oh, let me guess... There is no Volume Two?

Malia

I think we're living Volume Two.

Lydia

Then maybe the real question is... Is this a novel, or someone's prediction?

Lydia

[to Malia about the book] Look at this. Look at the Acknowledgements page. [She reads the page aloud] "For providing scientific perspective and valuable insight... This book is dedicated to Dr. Gabriel Valack."

Malia

Do you know him?

Lydia

Yeah. And I know where to find him.

Theo

Haven't I seen you coming out of Driver's Ed?

Malia

I hope not.

Theo

I'm pretty sure I saw you destroy a couple traffic cones the other day... and nearly take out a sophomore.

Malia

[defensively] The sophomore shouldn't have been standing there!

Malia

[dazed] It was her.

Theo

What?

Malia

It was her. She was there.

Theo

[confused] Who?

Malia

The Desert Wolf.

Stiles

[about the chimeras] These are all teenagers, right? So now shouldn't we be trying to figure out why these teenagers? If the Dread Doctors... If they went through all that, burying them, killing them, breaking one of them out of jail. They couldn't have been chosen at random.

Malia

They had to have something in common...

Something that made them right for this experiment.

Stiles

Something that made them special.

Malia

Why haven't you said anything?

Theo

About what?

Malia

The rest of my memory? The Desert Wolf? Why didn't you tell Scott?

Theo

I didn't think you wanted me to.

Malia

[surprised] I don't. Are you going to want to know why?

Theo

[shrugs] Not really?

Malia

[frustrated] You think you're doing me a favor? Like I'm going to owe you now?

Theo

I don't need any favors.

Malia

Then what do you want?

Theo

I want in the pack.

Malia

That's not up to me.

Theo

[sighs] If you want to tell Scott what you saw, tell him. If you've got something else in mind, I'm okay with that too.

Malia

We're betting our lives on these?

Lydia

I think we're betting Hayden's life on them.

Yeah, well, I'm glad I brought my gun.

Natalie

Malia, if you need to use the restroom, it's one at a time. And, if you're planning on leaving class, I'd consider your recent drop in grades.

Malia

She needs help!

Natalie

Not from you.

Malia

[suspiciously] You know what's going on, don't you?

Natalie

I know that I'd like to see you get through senior year with passing grades.

Malia

You know more than that.

Natalie

I think you need to focus more on your schoolwork. All of you.

Malia

Can they fix it?

Stiles

There's not enough duct tape in the world to fix that thing.

Malia

Maybe you should find something other than duct tape.

Stiles

[sighs] It's got a bad alternator. You know, needs all new belts, transmission's going, the brake pads are basically metal on metal...

Malia

[concerned] How come you let it get so bad?

Stiles

There's been a few distractions, if you haven't noticed.

Malia

I notice. More than you think I do.