Lydia quotes from Teen Wolf

Lydia

Stiles is part of your pack!

Scott

[confused] What? What do you mean?

Lydia

He's human. But, he's still part of the pack, right?

Scott

Yeah! Yeah, of course!

Lydia

[smiles] So, how do wolves signal their location to the rest of the pack?

Scott

[wolfs out] They howl.

Lydia

Why didn't it work?

Peter

[impatiently] Because it's not science, Lydia. It's supernatural. I did my part. Now, give me the name.

Scott

[confused] What name? What are you talking about?

Peter

Lydia, a deal is a deal. Even with me.

Lydia

[whispers] Malia.

Can you hear them? Louder than usual, isn't it? Well, that's because a lot of bad things happened down here. What are the voices telling you? Are they saying Stiles is dying? [He sing-songs] He is, you know. He's dying.

Lydia

[shrieks] Then what do you need me for? You think I can tell you something?

Oh, I know you can.

Lydia

I'm not telling you anything!

You won't have to. You'll be screaming.

This was my game. You think you can beat me at my own game? Divine move. Divine move? You think you have any moves at all? You can kill the oni, but me? Me? I'm a thousand years old, you can't kill me!

Lydia

[scared] But we can change you!

[stunned] What?

Stiles

You forgot about the scroll.

Lydia

The Shugendu scroll?

[whispers] Change the host.

Stiles

You can't be a fox and a wolf.

Kira

I wish I could say something to him. I wish I could say something to all of them. But, I don't know how much space or how much time I'm supposed to give them. And, I know I'm still just the new girl in school.

Lydia

[sees Malia being shown around the school] Not for long.

Kira

Scott's going to find Peter, and we're supposed to meet Stiles at Scott's house.

Lydia

That sounds like a horrible plan. But, we've had worse. Like yesterday, in Mexico...?

Kira

[awkward] About that... Remember how we were in the club, and you and Scott were tied up to electrified cables?

Lydia

Vividly.

Kira

I know. I guess what I'm trying to ask is... if my hand was on the dial connected to you, and I had to turn it up to ten...

Lydia

...Would I be angry?

Kira

...Yeah...

Lydia

No. Because I knew you had no choice, exactly like Scott knows. And, if you're worried about him, just remember you're a katana-wielding, badass kitsune. And, he couldn't be more into you.

Peter

It was never... never about the triskelion. They took it. They took it while I was blind...

Stiles

Took what?

Peter

Bonds. Bearer bonds. And they took them all.

Stiles

Bearer bonds? Hold on, are you saying you got robbed?

Peter

This was a heist. Somebody planned this.

Lydia

How much did they take?

Peter

117...

Stiles

[shocked] Thousand?

Peter

...Million.

Malia

I hate math. It's pointless.

Stiles

It's school! School is important, and math is essential.

Malia

[annoyed] To what?

Stiles

[winks] Knowing how much to tip at restaurants.

Lydia

[rolls her eyes in annoyance] And other less important things, like medicine, economics, engineering...

Stiles

[to Malia] Tipping!

Lydia

I would try to explain, but I've never gotten a satisfactory explanation myself.

Just an unusual habit of showing up at places where people have been brutally murdered?

Lydia

[smirks] Are you saying I have a reputation?

An usual one. Maybe you're psychic?

Lydia

Don't tell me you believe all that?

I'd like to say I don't believe in anything, but I keep an open mind. But, if you're looking for dead bodies, I think you're a little late.

Kira

These are your math notes? No wonder Malia's failing.

Lydia

Some of them are my notes. The rest I think might actually be a code.

Kira

But you don't remember writing it?

Lydia

Not in the slightest. But, considering my drawing of a tree led us to the Nemeton, I should probably figure out what it means before it tries to kill us.

Remember the rules. No more than six people allowed in the lake house. Stay out of the wine. And, if anything gets broken, it's getting added to your credit card debt.

Lydia

[shrugs] Fine.

Natalie

And lock up the basement. From all the scratch marks I found on the walls, it looked like a pack of wild animals got down there.

Lydia

What am I supposed to do with the hordes gathering outside the door?

Stiles

Lydia, who throws the best parties in Beacon Hills?

Lydia

[shrieks in frustration] What? Me, obviously!

Stiles

Okay, then throw a party!

Lydia

[looks at the bill] What's this extra $100?

That's the "Yes, you do look 21 to me"-surcharge.

Kira

Hey, Lydia? Are you okay? What do you hear?

Lydia

The key. The key to break the code.

Kira

What is this?

Lydia

[shocked] It's a deadpool... And we're all on it.