Lydia quotes from Teen Wolf

Lydia

I didn't say it back.

Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit.

Lydia

Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.

Lydia

Someone's daddy's little girl.

Sometimes. But not tonight.

Lydia, do you think I made the wrong decision?

Lydia

About that jacket with that dress? Absolutely.

Lydia

Are you breaking up with me?

Jackson

Dumping, actually. I'm dumping you.

Are you ready for this?

Lydia

Please. It's not like my aunt's a serial killer!

Lydia

[to Peter in her hallucination] Are you real?

Peter

Interestingly, that question can also be answered, "Not yet."

Lydia

...No. Prada bit me.

Stiles

[confused] Your dog?

Lydia

[sarcastically] No, my designer handbag. ...Yes, my dog.

Lydia

I want one.

Which one?

Lydia

The straight one, obviously.

Stiles

Okay, I'm going to call my dad.

Lydia

I already called 911.

Stiles

You called the police before you called me?

Lydia

I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?

Stiles

[screams] YES!

Lydia

You didn't have to follow me home.

Stiles

I just wanted to make sure you got in okay!

Lydia

...I had a police escort.

Stiles

[exasperatedly] I know the inner workings of that force, alright? They're not nearly as reliable as people think!

Lydia

[stops making out with Aiden] What do you think you're doing?

Aiden

What do you mean?

Lydia

I mean, your hands!

Aiden

They're on your waist!

Lydia

I know. What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

Lydia

What's wrong with him?

Stiles

What's wrong with him? I don't... do I have a Ph.D in Lycanthropy? How am I supposed to know that?

Lydia

I'm not a psychic.

Stiles

[exasperated] You're something!

Lydia

It's the same thing-- same thing as the pool. I got in the car, heading somewhere totally different, and ended up here. And, you told me to call you if there's a dead body...

Stiles

[stunned] You found a dead body?!

Lydia

Not yet.

Stiles

[exasperatedly] "Not yet?" What do you mean, "Not yet?" Lydia, you're supposed to call us after you find the dead body.

Lydia

Oh no, I'm not doing that again. You find the dead body from now on.

Stiles

How are we supposed to find the dead body? You're always the one finding the dead body.

Scott

Guys, I found the body.