Scott quotes from Teen Wolf

Scott

[about Derek] I shouldn't have done that. I lied my ass off.

Stiles

Hey, your ass is fine. You saved him a ton of unnecessary pain. We'll figure this out in a day or two, he goes back to being old Derek, everyone's happy... Except for Derek, who's never happy...

Scott

What are you doing here?

Malia

I heard you were coming to talk to Peter. And, since Lydia tells me he's basically Satan in a v-neck, I figured you shouldn't be alone.

Scott

Peter, this is Malia.

Peter

[stunned] Beautiful eyes. Did you get them from your father?

Malia

Mother.

Peter

Interesting. Anyway, I'm sure they've told you a lot about me.

Malia

The homicidal killing spree came up.

Peter

[smirks] Well, we're all works in progress.

Scott

Do you have any idea why Kate would turn Derek into a teenager again?

Peter

[thinks for a moment] What color were his eyes?

Scott

Blue.

Peter

Hmm. After Paige. Which could mean around the time he first met Kate...

Scott

[shocked] Derek and Kate knew each other?

Peter

[smirks] Biblically. That's right, Scott-- you weren't the first wolf to climb into a hunter's bed.

Stiles

Okay, how'd you get this good? Have you always been this good? Or, did it suddenly happen just once overnight? Have you ever been out in the middle of the woods during the night of a full--

Scott

[interrupts] Stiles--

Liam

Look, I learned from my step-father, all right? He made team captain when he was a sophomore. [He looks at Scott] Like you. And yeah... I guess I'm just that good.

Scott

Whoa, whoa, we've got Econ. in five minutes.

Stiles

All right, did you forget the part about the family-murdering axe-murderer?

Scott

Did you forget that your dad's the sheriff? They'd want us to stay out of it.

Stiles

Are you guys kidding me? There's a family-murdering axe-murderer and we're not going to do anything about it?

Kira

Maybe we should let the adults handle it?

Stiles

So, the two of you, you just want to stay here at school, go to class? [Kira and Scott nod, looking guilty] I've never heard anything so irresponsible in my life.

Stiles

[about Liam] He isn't human. What is he? Like a werecheetah? Does that even exist? Is that a thing?

Scott

I think he's just good.

Stiles

[pants] I'm gonna puke. Take me somewhere.

Stiles

Dude, what is going on with you?

Scott

I don't know, I'm having a really off day.

Stiles

"Off day?" You were dying out there! I feel actual physical pain watching you!

Scott

It's cheating.

Stiles

I know it is. I just-- I hate seeing this little freshman come in and steal all your glory after you worked your tushie off! I hate it!

Stiles

Hey, I don't need to say that wasn't your fault, right?

Scott

[sad] I don't know.

Stiles

Scott, if you had use any wolf power, that kid wouldn't be limping, he'd be crawling... back to the other half of his body.

Scott

If I hadn't been so worried about being captain, he wouldn't be hurt either.

Stiles

It's okay to want something for yourself once in a while. Team captain, alpha werewolf... you're still only human.

Scott

Don't! You don't need to do this. Whatever it is, whatever you are... we can help you.

No, you can't.

Scott

Let me help you.

Wendigos don't need help, we need food!

Stiles

So, you bit him.

Scott

...Yeah...

Stiles

And you kidnapped him.

Scott

...Yeah...

Stiles

And you brought him here.

Scott

I panicked!

Stiles

Yup. [He nods] This isn't going to end with us burying the pieces of his body out in the desert, is it? [Liam starts whimpering in fear in the bathroom] As a reminder, this is why I always come up with the plans. Your plans suck.

Stiles

Okay, Liam. Now, you've seen a lot of confusing things tonight. And, more confusing things are going to happen because of the confusing things that happened tonight. Do you understand?

Liam

[angrily] Not really.

Stiles

Good, that's good.

Scott

I don't understand, either.

Stiles

...Maybe you should tell him.

Scott

We need to talk.

Liam

No, you need to back the hell up, okay? Both of you.

Scott

Can you just listen for one second? Please? [Liam gives him a look] Liam... we're brothers now.

Liam

[confused] What?

Stiles

[horrified] Oh, God, that's--

Liam

What are you talking about? We just met, and you bit me.

Scott

[anxious] The bite... the bite is a gift.

Stiles

[embarrassed] Scott, stop. Please, stop.

Scott

We're going to use the boathouse for Liam. It's got support beams, we can chain him to one of them.

Kira

But how do we get him out to the lake house if he doesn't trust us?

Stiles

I say if it keeps him from murdering someone, we chloroform the little bastard and throw him in the lake.

Malia

[raises hand] I'm in!