A character in Teen Titans
Played by Tara Strong
Teen Titans · 257 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Teen Titans: in 82 of its 257 quotes
Most scenes with: Beast Boy (61), Cyborg (56), Robin (52)
O.K, all work and no flicks makes me a dull Beast Boy. So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?
Raven[Sarcastically] Gee. They both sound so good.
Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!
Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us? Tell me, is he-?
-In the exact same place he's been since his little chat session with Slade? Uh, yeah.
I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever.
RavenBeast Boy had a brain?
[wakes up and laughs] Ha ha! Good one! [stops] Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...
RavenFourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
What are you doing here?
RavenLooking for your car. Soon as we turned Overload in to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
RavenMaybe. Maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little of my soul into whatever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda what happened here. It wasn't just a car. It was… your baby.
Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
[Raven smiles]
RavenAnd someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
[Sees Gizmo drive off in his car] He'll get ketchup on the seats!
[On computer screen] Good morning, Teen Titans. I do hope I didn't wake you.
[Yawning] What are you, an insomniac? Who calls at five in the morning-? [Raven elbows him]
What do you want?
Well, that's precisely what you've been trying to find out, isn't it? And in spite of all your efforts, you're still in the dark about my intentions. Disappointing, Robin. I expected a little more from you.
Like I care what you-
But since you've been unable to discover my plan, I suppose I'll just have to reveal it myself. I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
No!
[Gasps]
RavenUh-oh.
No way! ...um, what's a crouton detonator?
It eradicates all chronotons within a localized area, utterly destroying the temporal component of the space-time continuum.
Hmm?
RavenIt stops time. Permanently.
[Beast Boy faints.]
If he triggers that thing downtown, it'll freeze-frame the entire city.
Tell me where!
You're a clever boy, Robin. I'm sure you and your little friends can figure it out. However, since I control the detonation, time is not on your side.
Robin? Robin! Please, Robin, where are you?
RavenStarfire, enough. You've been calling for forty-five minutes.
Perhaps if I just try one more-
Come on, Star. If he's gonna pick up, he'd have done it by now. Besides, you're kinda giving me a headache.
But why does he not respond? Where could he be?
Robin and Cinderblock definitely went a few rounds, but I can't tell who won, or where they went.
RavenNo sign of him here, either. His locator is still offline. I've been monitoring all the frequencies, but he hasn't checked in.
Oh, we are bad friends! We should never have left Robin to do battle alone.
Yeah, especially since Slade's big doodad was a dud.
RavenThe Chronoton Detonator wasn't a dud. It was a decoy to lure us away from Robin, and we fell for it.
I shoulda known that thing was a fake!
But why? Why did Slade wish to separate us from Robin?
And if the detonator was a decoy…
Raven…what was Slade's real plan?
Titans! Trouble!
You're not walking outta here, Robin! Not without a fight. Titans! Go!
[As the Titans are ready to fight him, Robin dodges their attacks and escape through the air vents to go to the roof]
[through earpiece] Not so fast, Robin. You have yet to achieve your objective.
The device was too heavily guarded. I'll have to steal it another-
NO! Go back. Unless you want me to destroy them, go back and fight.
Robin! Look, I don't know what's going on, but we don't want to fight. We just want to talk.
[Robin uses a high flying kick that drives Cyborg back past the other three.]
Guess there's nothing to talk about.
[Beast Boy tries to take him down, but Robin manages to pin him on the 'A' in Wayne Enterprise sign.]
Please-
[He runs pass her to fight the others instead.]
[aiming his proton cannon] Don't make me…
[He powers it down]
[While Raven and Cyborg tries to subdue Robin, Beast Boy escapes the sign letter as a snake and then turns into a bullhorn sheep and rams him]
Dude! Are you okay?
[He then kicks BB and hurls him at Cyborg.]
Fight to win, Robin. Use the thermal blaster.
RavenAzarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!
[She uses spell lifts up and binds Robin. However, he scales a disc at her and explodes on the sign causing in her face a blinding flash.]
RavenI…can't…see!
[Raven falls to the roof]
No!
[Cyborg is blocking Robin’s punches.]
Come on, man, don't make me do this! I don't want to do this!
[Activates the weapon again. Robin low foot sweeps him, making Cyborg lose his balance. Robin goes to run off the top of the building, only to be stopped by Starfire raising her starbolt at him.]
Stop! Do. Not. Move.
I thought I told you to use that blaster. Attack! Now!
[Robin raises the weapon and points it on Starfire.]
Robin, you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead. [She lowers her arm.] Do what you must.
[He lowers his arm as well.] Starfire, no! I- [the earpiece screeches feedback in his ear]
ROBIN! I gave you an order. If you won't attack, my probes will.
[He pushes the button. The nano probes slowly begins to kill Starfire]
Starfire!
[He sees that it's also happening to the other Titans too.]
Stop! Please stop!
Attack, Robin. It's the only way to save them. Attack with everything you've got.
Robin…
[He points the blaster down at her and whispers] I’m sorry. [He fires.]
That's my boy.
I have much to teach you. But the first thing you need to learn is gratitude.
[Robin tries for another go at the kill switch, but Slade seizes his arm and bends it back past the shoulder before dumping him onto his back.]
I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your WORTHLESS, LITTLE. FRIENDS!!! [They both get up] If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should just get rid of them.
Don't. I'll do whatever you say.
Good boy. And, from now on, I'd like you to call me Master.
[A starbolt blasts him away to land right in front of the monitors]
Leave. Him. Alone...!
Robin! Attack!
Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did to-
Dude…
Raven…We know…
…And we don't care.
We are your friends, Robin. We are not leaving without you.
How very touching. [puts his finger on the button] But Robin doesn't need any friends.
[He presses it, bringing the rapparatus to life; red energy bolts blaze out across the space. The Titans collapse on the ground]
This is the price for your disobedience, Robin. Now do as I command. Attack!
No. [He dashes off.]
Robin!
[Robin runs towards the device and gets himself infected with nano probes. His name and infected bloodstream appear on a 5th monitor]
New deal, Slade. If I lose my friends, you lose your apprentice. And I know how you hate to lose.
[Robin falls down on his knees as he continues to die slowly. Slade destroys the kill switch and he tries to attack again, but Robin quickly counters his move, leaving him flying across the room.]
Titans! Go!
[Beast Boy, now a tiger, is first to do damage with a clawed swipe that pierces the armor. Cyborg and Starfire move in next, starbolts and cannon going full throttle to blast Slade backward. As he tumbles, Raven casts a spell to bind his feet and sling him hard onto the platform. Robin delivers a flying kick on his masked face. The right half of his mask drops away and skids across the floor, and he now stands up with one big hand covering the exposed portion of his visage. He turns and runs off.]
Another day, Robin. Another day.
[The whole lair was set to self-destruct. Slade gets away, and before the Titans can leave, Cyborg grabs the device that contains a solution to get rid of the probs inside them.]
Let's go home.
[hooked up to a probe removal machine] Am I done yet?
That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
[Doing "the robot"] YEAH! Go, Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funky! [Moonwalks] Uh-uh, that's right...
RavenUm...I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we celebrate or something?
Yeah!
All-you-can-eat…
…free-form…
Breakfast explosion!
RavenSorry I asked.
[In the future, Starfire attempts to talk to a detached future version of Raven, who has her back turned.]
Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
No such thing.
Please, Raven, I...
Just another figment, don't even look.
You must listen, I am here because...
Never coming back! Go away! [She drifts to another part of the room] It has to go away. Just like before, just like all the others...
Your mind. Without friends, you must have-
[As she reaches out to touch Raven, Raven forms a telekinetic Raven to act as a barrier. Starfire leaves]
What? Haven't you guys ever seen a superhero before?
I'm Robin, we're the-
Teen Titans! [fist-bumps him] Rock on! It's cool to meet you guys! I'm Terra, and you're: Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and-
Boy Beast! I- I mean, Bath Food! Eh, no!
Beast Boy? [Beast Boy squeals and transforms into a turtle, hiding in his shell. Terra laughs] Dude, he's hilarious!
Hilarious? Me? Really?
Curiosity abounds! Please, where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend?
Um, Earth, walked, red and, sure.
Hello new friend! [hugs Terra]
How's it going?
So... what brings such a cool little chickie to our big groovy city, huh?
I go where the wind takes me, y'know? I get to see new places, meet new people, stomp a few bad guys here and there.
Cool! [chuckles]
Fascinating!
Well all right!
You mean, you don't have a home?
The Earth is my home! I've been crashing in a cave on the other side of the hill-
Unacceptable! I cannot permit my new friend to slumber in a lonely cave of darkness!
I have a flashlight.
You will stay with us!
Really, I-I'm-
C'mon, we've got plenty of room.
Yeah! And I can make you laugh some more. I'm hilarious, remember?
Heh, well, I guess I could stay one night.
Yeah!
Oh, glorious!
Raven[To Robin] Everything okay?
Not sure. Something just doesn't feel right.
Okay. What's going on?
RavenWell...
We talked it over, and...
We wish for you to stay here, with us!
We think you'd make a great addition to our team.
So... want to be a Titan? '
Me? Really?
Of course, you'll need more training. I know you have trouble controlling your powers, and we can help.
You told him?
I didn't.
You promised! You lied to me! YOU LIED!
[She runs off]
Terra, no! Wait!
No one defeats Atlas.
Fine. You win. Now let my friends go.
No.
But, boss… you said that…
Your friends will remain as my trophies, and there is nothing you can do about it.
[Starfire gasps.]
Cyborg!
RavenPlease!
Get up, Cyborg! Get up and fight! You can still beat him!
No. I can't.
Fool! Did you actually believe you could defeat Atlas? I am all robot… and you are only human.
Raven[To Beast Boy] Give it a rest. You're starting to repeat yourself.
But we must discover a way out. [She kicks it] Ow…ow…ow…
There is no way out. Now be quiet, humans! Master's trying to relax.
I am not human.
[To Spike] But you are. You should be on our side.
I'm on the winning side. Atlas is the greatest. No one can defeat him. No one!
If Atlas is so great, why does he treat you like a loser?
Mechanic! Oil!
Coming right up, boss!
You wanted a fair fight? That's what you're going to get!
Five against one? This is a fair fight?
RavenOh, we're not fighting.
Think of us as referees.
It's just you and me.
And the winner by technological knockout, the Mechanical Maniac, the Bionic Bruiser, the one, the only, Cyborg!
I shall express my gratitude with a Tamaranean folk song.
[Raven covers her mouth.]
RavenWay to go, champ. [Beast Boy sighs]
[Referring to Cyborg's forearm] Guess we better get you a new one of those.
Don't need it anymore. My body may have its limitations, but if I put my mind to it, there's no limit to what I can do. After all, I'm only human.
RobinScott Menville · 118 quotes
Beast BoyGreg Cipes · 107 quotes
CyborgKhary Payton · 100 quotes
StarfireHynden Walch · 85 quotes
SladeRon Perlman · 59 quotes
TerraAshley Johnson · 22 quotes
TrigonKevin Michael Richardson · 8 quotes
AtlasKeith David · 5 quotes
AqualadWil Wheaton · 4 quotes
Punk RocketGreg Ellis · 4 quotes
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BBlackfire3 quotes
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