A character in Teen Titans
Played by Khary Payton
Teen Titans · 257 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Teen Titans: in 100 of its 257 quotes
Most scenes with: Beast Boy (72), Robin (67), Starfire (61)
[Whilst Robin is tied to a hospital bed and struggles against his restraints]
But must we keep him restrained?
CyborgHe threatened us, Star. He's dangerous.
Dangerous?! Try totally flipped-out cuckoo-labanza! [sneezes]
We got to run some tests on him; figure out what's going on.
Alone again, Robin?
[Robin looks around and spots him]
As long as I'm around, you're never alone.
[Weakly] Slade... stop...
[Kicks him] No, Robin. [as the light flickers he vanishes for a second then reappears in the dark] I won't stop. Not now. Not ever. I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.
My friends say ... you're not real.
Oh, I'm very real.
[Slade throws him down on the floor, the light flickers again, very briefly phasing Slade out completely]
Could you have gotten all those bruises from someone who wasn't there? You can't even touch me.
All these ... bruises... but you don't have a scratch.
[In Robin's mind]
[Slade is disappears every time there's a flash of light]
There was no one there.
CyborgThere are no generators; there is no Slade!
I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind.
E ... every dark corner. You're only my mind, only in the dark. My friends are right, you aren't real.
I'm real enough to finish you!
[Before Slade can attack him, Robin switches the lights on and Slade immediately disappears]
Light's out, Slade.
[At that moment, Starfire flies down to Robin]
ROBIN!
It's okay, Starfire. It's okay...
[Robin collapses in Starfire's arms, as the other Titans arrive at the door]
CyborgThe burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the 4th of July!
Please. This is a celebration of the month July, or of the number 4?
Neither. It's Independence Day, sorta like America's birthday.
Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?
No cake, and no tea. See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm; anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, 'Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!' So they decided, 'Revolution'!
Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
What's your point?
[to Starfire] Make him laugh!
[holding a hypnotized Beast Boy] uh... ooh! [makes farting sound with her armpit]
Ha ha ha ha! [British accent] Smashing, luv! [fixes his hair] Jolly good laugh- [screams] Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy, a Limey, a Brit.
CyborgYo, Brit Boy! We could use a hand!
[British accent] Right, then. Have at you!
CyborgAnd Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?
There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do.
[approaching, holding up a CD-ROM] I lifted your blueprints from the HIVE mainframe, so Blood can't ever use 'em again.
CyborgGimme that!
Uh-uh. If you go down, I might need this to complete the mission.
CyborgPlease. They're not just plans. They're me-everything I am. My body, my brain, my feelings-
Relax. I only read the sonic cannon stuff...and a few memory files about the big crush you had on Jinx.
[Raven is walking down a corridor reading a book. Beast Boy "accidentally" bumps into her, causing her to drop her book.]
Sorry.
You'd better be. Why don't you look where you're going?
On second thought, I'm not sorry. And you're a jerk.
Y'know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it. Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
No - this is.
[He changes into a huge beast, and is about to blow off attack fists]
[from o.c.] Beast Boy!
[The other Titans appear.]
Leave her alone!
CyborgWhat's got into you, man?
You are behaving like a royal zarbnarf!
[Beast Boy resumes human form]
Look, this is who I am now! You guys don't like it? Tough!
Fine! If this is how you wanna act, do it somewhere else! None of us are interested!
That's what I thought.
I've combed through your blueprints, peeled back your armor, stripped off your machinery! But still you defy me! Where in this vile contraption is the part that allows you to RESIST?
CyborgIt's not in the circuitry, is it? It's not the machine that resists you... It's me, my spirit! That's the part you can't break! I don't need you to make me a man. I already am one!
CyborgHey, I know where we are! We're in the first episode of season four.
How do you know we're going to the right way?
Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.
Frightening. Truly frightening.
Robin, calling Robin.
Robin here! Over.
No, not you, Robin, the other Robin. [points at Cyborg]
Cyborg[Shoves Beast Boy and takes his communicator] What's up Robin?
Well, this is just disturbing.
[swoops in by Raven] Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us; I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!
Cyborg[walks in while on R-cycle] Yeah, he has all the best stuff!
Uh... right.
[pops into view] C'mon! Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be Robin? [luring] You know you wanna try it.
[To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin] Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Thanks Robin [To Cyborg] Got room for another one, Robin?
CyborgDon't mind if I do, Robin. [eats the whole pizza pie]
You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.
Huh pizza, Sweet. [takes a bite of a pizza] You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.
CyborgSo who's the bad guy dejour? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
The reports say there's an intruder.
Well, whoever it is, we're gonna totally kick their- [Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
[sees Slade. Beast Boy gasps] No!
It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again.
CyborgYou! How did you survive?
Terra took you down! Way down!
Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
[chuckles] That's precious, Robin. But I didn't come back for you.
[The Titans are re-holding the surprise party]
[quietly] Um... surprise?
CyborgLook... we know you didn't want a party, but after... today...
We hoped that you might reconsider.
You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born!
[Silence]
We're going to need ice cream.
Coming right up!
CyborgI'll cut the cake!
And I shall fetch the Throknarr!
You're sure you're okay?
I will be.
What you told me about your destiny; that something bad was supposed to happen, I guess I did. I'm sorry I couldn't stop it.
No one could.
We will find Slade. We'll figure out how he did what he did, and why he was after you. But right now, you're safe. You're here with friends. It's over.
[He joins them while Raven's hands begins to glow]
No. This was just the beginning.
I'm glad you're upgrading Ops, Cyborg, but is any of this actually going to help us fight crime?
CyborgEr... sure?
And for what purpose is this crime-fighting device?
Evil, beware. We have waffles.
CyborgLet's see... [Very fast] Eight number 3's, five number 2's, two number 1's, and a diet soda.
Actually, we don't have soda here - only meat.
CyborgOkay, make it a cup of meat juice.
Tell me, Beast Boy, particularly what variety of meat do you serve?
Bob says that's a trade secret.
And why are you the only one working here?
Bob says that's a trade secret, too.
RobinScott Menville · 118 quotes
Beast BoyGreg Cipes · 107 quotes
StarfireHynden Walch · 85 quotes
RavenTara Strong · 82 quotes
SladeRon Perlman · 59 quotes
TerraAshley Johnson · 22 quotes
TrigonKevin Michael Richardson · 8 quotes
AtlasKeith David · 5 quotes
AqualadWil Wheaton · 4 quotes
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