Beast Boy quotes from Teen Titans

How could you lose the remote?

Beast Boy

What makes you so sure I lost it?

Uh, 'cause you're you.

Beast Boy

Hey! Just because I lost that video game-

-and the waffle iron.

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Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?

Beast Boy

Dude, I've been most of those animals!

I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.

Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.

Oh.

Double pepperoni!

Beast Boy

I'm not eating meat!

There's no meat in pepperoni!

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Beast Boy

Noooo! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been... alphabetized. How am l ever gonna find anything?

They went in my room. No one should ever go into my room.

[gasps as she pops up from the kitchen counter] Someone has disposed of all our blue furry food!

[lifts the couch] You gotta be kidding me! The whole place gets cleaned and l still can't find the ---

[Robin whistles, and points at the remote, who's in the coffee table.]

Ha! [sets the couch down. As Robin is switching channels, his teammates sit in the couch] l guess we really oughta be training for battles, tracking down clues, and trying to figure out who Slade is, huh?

We will. But right now, l'm just happy to be part of the team.

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Is this punishment? I did something wrong?

You didn't. He did.

Beast Boy

Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.

On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things! You are a...A KLORBAG VARBLENELK!

Beast Boy

I'm a what-bag??

You heard the lady.

You are such a klorbag.

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[Beast Boy crawls out as a spider from under a pile of rubble that seemingly fell on top of Starfire. Turns back into normal form]

Beast Boy

Star? Starfire? Where are you? [climbs down] Come on! Gimme a sign here! [He starts to dig.] You have to be alright, okay? 'Cause I-it was just a joke, you know? Back at the Tower, and...I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry. It was supposed to be funny. And you could've been hurt, and... [softly] ...I'm a total klorbag.

[A shadow comes over him. Beast Boy looks over his shoulder]

Beast Boy

Huh?

[It is revealed to Starfire who is standing behind him]

Beast Boy

Starfire!

[Turns into kitten again and jumps into her arms]

[laughs] I am glad you are unharmed as well.

[Beast Boy takes normal form again]

Beast Boy

I am so sorry. You gotta forgive me.

I already have. Now those evil brothers must be made to apologize.

Beast Boy

I don't think they are evil. I think they're just like me.

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Cyborg? Cyborg!

What's wrong with him?

Beast Boy

Is he gonna be okay?

Shh. I think he's coming to. Cyborg! Are you all right? [He and Starfire pulls him up.]

Yeah. [Grunts] Thanks.

What happened?

Something musta gone wrong with my systems. [Checks his power cell.] Oh, man! My power cell's dying.

Dying?!?

It's only a battery. I'm fine. Happens every couple of years. Just a natural part of being unnatural.

So what do we do?

You keep playing. I go home and change batteries. [He starts walking away.]

Beast Boy

You sure you don't want help?

Just 'cause I can't have fun doesn't mean y'all can't.

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Beast Boy

So, where are we?

You're asking the wrong robot. My sensors must be on the blank cause they're sayin' we're in Titans Tower.

Beast Boy

Riiight. So how do we get back?

Guess we start walking.

Beast Boy

Come on! I'm serious. We're on a rock in the middle of- [He gets cut off by rocks forming a path in front of the two] Oh. If sending us to Weirdsville is Raven's idea of a joke, I am so not laughing.

Hey, she didn't send us here! You're the one who went snooping in her room and popping zits in her magic mirror!

Beast Boy

Who booby traps a mirror?

Maybe it wasn't a trap, maybe its Raven's way home. Maybe this is where she's from.

Beast Boy

Definitely creepy enough.

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[After being narrowly saved from falling nevermore by the ground turning 180 degrees]

Beast Boy

Raven?! How did-- Where-- What just-- Why are you wearing pink?

HRHappy Raven

'Cause it's my favorite colour?

Beast Boy

It is?

Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but I don't suppose you'd know how to get home?

HRHappy Raven

The Forbidden Door. It's the only way out. But you don't wanna go there. Not now.

BBBeast Boy, Cyborg

Uh... yeah, we do!

HRHappy Raven

Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you!

[She leads them to the door, pretending to be an aeroplane. Cyborg and Beast Boy follow her]

Have you ever seen her this happy?

Beast Boy

Dude, I didn't even think Raven could do happy.

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[About the puppets] Aww, isn't that cute? Puppet Cy has a light-up eye.

Yeah. They got all the details just right.

Beast Boy

Speak for yourself! I'm way better looking than this. And taller.

Someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands.

[giggles] I have never seen such a whimsical device. [voicing puppet Starfire] "Hello, Starfire". [normal voice] Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!

Beast Boy

Dude, my puppet is totally kicking your puppet's butt!

Not for long.

[his puppet pushes Beast Boy's puppet and it accidentally hits Cyborg's puppet]

You wanna piece of me little man?

Come on, show me whatcha got, Beast Boy!

Boys...

Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?

[tosses her puppet to her] Knock yourself out.

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Beast Boy

[In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life] If you think that's cool, wait till you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark.

[He starts snapping his jaws, mimicking a shark. Cyborg presses the 'off' switch controlling Beast Boy's microphone]

Beast Boy

[Now muffled] Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!

[Turns it back on] Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.

Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?

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Beast Boy

[As a squid, chasing the Titans as they sink] I got it, I got it! [Two whales pass him] Huh? [The two whales save the Titans] They got it? How come they got it?

Aqualad

Because I asked for their help.

Beast Boy

You talk to fish? Yeah right!

Aqualad

I'm talking to you, aren't I?

Beast Boy

Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid.

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Beast Boy

O.K, all work and no flicks makes me a dull Beast Boy. So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?

[Sarcastically] Gee. They both sound so good.

Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!

Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us? Tell me, is he-?

Beast Boy

-In the exact same place he's been since his little chat session with Slade? Uh, yeah.

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You… saved me?

Slade

I'm not through with you.

[He hauls Robin back up and tosses him across the rooftop. The brawl starts all over again, until Robin seems to have the upper hand.]

This ends now!

[He pulls the man's mask off. It's revealed to be another robot.]

Slade

Patience, Robin. We'll meet face to face some other time. Oh, and speaking of time…

[The timer is set as the robot was about to self-destruct.]

Beast Boy

Heh. At least he didn't get the chips.

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Make him laugh!

[to Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark? Fimbar! Um... boogers?

Beast Boy

Hahahahaha! Boogers! Oh, man!

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I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever.

Beast Boy had a brain?

Beast Boy

[wakes up and laughs] Ha ha! Good one! [stops] Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...