'Scuse me. My name's Elaine Nardo. They told me to ask for Louie.
Yes, ma'am, I'm Louis De Palma. I hope there's no trouble. If there is, I'll be glad to help in any way I can.
No, no, it's just that they told me I'd be starting work today as a driver. Oh, here's my hack license.
You're a cab driver?
Uh-huh.
Whaddaya mean bustin' my chops here makin' believe you're a regular person?
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