SSeymour
Get back here! the show isn't over yet!
All S1
S1 E17All's Whale That Ends Whale
S1 E19For A Fuel Dollars More
I hate this Kit. I hate it.
Calm down Baloo, We're almost to Louie's.
S1 E24A Touch Of Glass
All right, everyone aboard. I hope the trip's not too roughy.
Baloo, that's enoughy- I mean enough.
Baloo was right, I've been judging people all wrong.
S1 E25The Bigger They Are, The Louder They Oink
Run! Run!
[panting] I'm running, I'm running!
[They reach the Sea Duck and Baloo yanks the door open.]
In! In!
I'm inning, I'm inning!
One thousand smackers for that overpriced piece of bacon?!
SSalesman
[panicking] Oh, no! You said the "b" word!
What, bacon?
[The hog goes berserk.]
S1 E26A Spy In The Ointment
The guy looked like a parking valet...
You should have asked for credentials!
[scoffs] Credentials? Like what, a badge? The guy parks cars! Anyway, I got your car back.
In how many pieces?
[about five minutes later]
You should ask for some credentials!
[scoffs] Credentials? What do you want, a badge? The guy's a secret agent!
[after opening the "secret package"]
They carry microfilm, right? They explode! Jack, please tell me they're not just ordinary worms!
JJack
They're not ordinary worms. They're... very expensive fishing worms.
But why would a spy carry fishing worms?
JJack
I'm... not a spy. I'm just a... mailman.
[seizes him, furious] But the trench coat!
JJack
Would you have helped me if I said I was a postal worker?
[enjoying this immensely] You should have asked for credentials!
Talk!
JJack
My boss had me mail two packages. One was to his wife, the other to the High Marshal. You see, the High Marshal likes to fish...
And you sent the wrong package.
JJack
She was supposed to get a jewelry box with little frills and a toy ballerina on top...
We've been risking our necks for a can of worms and a jewelry box?!
S1 E28A Baloo Switcheroo
[in Kit's body] Oh, clip my wings, what happened?
[in Baloo's body] I know what you mean, Baloo. Suddenly, I feel so…heavy.
BKBaloo/Kit
Li'l Britches, how…how did you get so big?
KBKit/Baloo
Hey!
BKBaloo/Kit
And ruggedly handsome.
KBKit/Baloo
Baloo, I'm you, and you're…me!
BKBaloo/Kit
Whoa! I've heard of going through a second childhood, but not somebody else's.
[in Don Karnage's body] Stop or I'll call the police!
S1 E29Whistlestop Jackson, Legend
I believe in bygones being bygones. But this is business.
S1 E33Flight Of The Snow Duck
That's my plane!
CClerk
According to this official stamp, it's a bird.
It's a plane!
CClerk
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
This jail food is worse than Louie's all you can stand for a dollar special!
Want to play in the snow?
No.
[makes a snow donut] Want a donut?
It's not a donut. It's just snow.
S1 E35The Old Man And The Sea Duck
[sees a photo of the late Joe Magee] Who's that, Baloo? A friend of yours?
More than a friend, Kit. More like a guardian angel.
JMJoe Magee
[voice] Look around you, Baloo. You're free as a bird. The skies are yours.
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