If I do make it out, I'll go down in history like Wilbur and Orville, the Kitty Hawk Kids, Amelia Airhead, Oscar Wiggerstomper.
Who's Oscar Wiggerstomper?
See? He never did anything historic.
All S1
S1 E15Bearly Alive
Look out for that island!
[Crash lands the plane] You mean this island?
I remember that guy. He was laughed out of the airplane biz.
He's a comedian?
No! He's Howard Huge, the famous airplane designer. I heard they gave him the axe.
He's a lumberjack?
Why would anyone hide an emergency exit under a seat?
'Cause it's too hard climbing through the luggage compartment.
Wildcat, if we make it back home safely, get therapy.
Let's see if this lead canary can flap its wings.
S1 E16Her Chance To Dream
BBartender
[on phone] Uh-huh! Where's the hullabaloo?... Oh, that Baloo!
Run for your lives!
We are host to a ghost!
You lowlife excuse for a pilot! When you said Molly had eaten your maps, that was cute. When you said a big hurricane blew your plane to Louie's, that was mildly amusing. But this is stupid!
That hash house is haunted!
C-c-c-c-come see for yourself.
Yeah, and if there's no ghost, I'll quit my job.
If there's no ghost, you won't have a job to quit!
[About holding a weapon] Possession is nine-tenths of guilt.
[When Captain William Stansbury walks in]
Well, now, who's the stiff?
You don't see many of them around here, Baloo. They're called gentlemen.
Check it out, man! Ol' barnacle breath is putting the whammy on Beck-o-ramy.
I don't believe it! Generator's out, batteries, hydraulics... From the rudder to the fuzzy dice, this whole plane is dead!
You want us to sleep in that haunted house?
Well, you can't sleep in here. Your snoring could wake the dead.
Have a little heart.
Have a little backbone.
Listen. You hear that?
I don't hear anything.
That's what I mean! We scared 'em off!
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