Hey, Baloo, the harbor patrol is using dynamite to chase a sea monster out of the bay... You got any tartar sauce?
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S1 E6It Came From Beneath the Sea Duck
[Hanging by a phone cord] Hello, Wildcat! Let me talk to Baloo.
I'll get him, Kit. Hold the phone.
I am! I am!
Hey, Baloo! Phone!
[Taking off] Not now! I've got to save Kit from the sea monster!
Kit, maybe you should call back when you're not being eaten.
Baloo, when did you teach the Sea Duck to hover like this?
Hover? This plane can't hover! [He looks behind him to show the sea monster with half its arms wrapped around a sink in Rebecca's apartment and the other half wrapped around the tail of the Sea Duck] Uh-oh! Oh baby... This is gettin' serious!
[Looking above him, panicking] Yumping Yiminy! Sink! Sink!
You mean dive! Dive! [Sink hits Dumptruck on the head] Oh, I'm so sorry. You were right. That is a sink. [Laughs]
So, eh, why say "Dive, dive" when you want to sink?
'Cause you don't say, "Sink, sink"!
Just row! ROW!
Aye-aye, Captain-Captain!
S1 E7Time Waits For No Bear
Oh, we're not gonna make it. I'm gonna say we ran into a hurricane.
Nah, used that story last week.
Oh... How about a volcano?
Week before.
Cannibals?
Last Tuesday.
Oh, baby! This is serious!
Well, little britches, looks like I blew it. But I guess it could've been worse. She coulda yelled at me.
[Sees Rebecca coming] It's worse.
Everything you have to do is on the schedule. Just check off each item as you go. And while you're checking off, I'll be checking up on YOU. Check?
Check.
[Pretending Wildcat's in charge] Ta-ta, Captain! A beautiful tour but Lester and I must be off.
[Aside] Off our rockers.
G2Goon #2
Hey! Don't I know you?
[Rapping his muscles] My, my! Solid as a rock!
[Rapping his head] Up here too.
G2Goon #2
[Laughing shyly] I take after my mother.
G1Goon #1
Wait a minute. You're the pilot who lost the box.
Eureka. We've struck brains.
Maybe we're too smart for those guys. We need a stupid plan.
By the way, you didn't open that box, did ya?
What? And see the stolen crown inside? Nah! Well, maybe just a peek.
Okay, boys! Ready... aim...
About face! Fire!
[The goons fire on Trader Moe]
G1Goon #1
Sorry, boss.
G2Goon #2
Yeah, sorry.
G1Goon #1
That was dumb.
G2Goon #2
He was dumb.
G1Goon #1
We was just following orders.
G2Goon #2
Yeah, orders.
SHUT UP! You don't listen to the kid, got it?
GGoons
Yep.
Ready, aim, fire!
[The goons fire again on Trader Moe]
Don't listen to the kid! Don't listen to the pilot! Listen to me! When I say fire, you fire! [realizes] WAIT!
[They fire]
[Holding a sign saying the same] LAND YOU IDIOT SO I CAN STRANGLE U!
RTRebecca & Trader Moe
[At the same time] Wait 'til I get my hands on that fat bear.
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