Is that the article on the party? How is it?
How much champagne did you have?
My gosh, what did I say?
I'm kidding.
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He(John) wants to get to know him(Ty), so Ty's coming over for dinner tonight.
That's not gonna go well.
Says the optimist of the family.
Do you think they(Bay & Ty) might be having sex?
Have you seen Ty without a shirt?
No. Have you?
Now that's a washing machine.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
That's not funny.
I was being serious.
You said she(Daphne) would be here.
She said she would be here.
Listen, you know that I was--
Ty, don't. Whatever big romantic goodbye you've prepared-- You did prepare one right?
Yes.
Good. But I don't want to hear it. Whatever you have to say, just say it when you get back.
Bay, I don't know--
I mean it. Don't. Because if you lay out the big L right now... I'm gonna be so mad at you for doing this to me. And if you don't I'm gonna be mad at you for not saying it. So...
Alright. Then, I'm just not gonna say anything.
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