Is that the article on the party? How is it?
How much champagne did you have?
My gosh, what did I say?
I'm kidding.
S1 E5Dogs Playing Poker
He(John) wants to get to know him(Ty), so Ty's coming over for dinner tonight.
That's not gonna go well.
Says the optimist of the family.
Do you think they(Bay & Ty) might be having sex?
Have you seen Ty without a shirt?
No. Have you?
Now that's a washing machine.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
That's not funny.
I was being serious.
You said she(Daphne) would be here.
She said she would be here.
Listen, you know that I was--
Ty, don't. Whatever big romantic goodbye you've prepared-- You did prepare one right?
Yes.
Good. But I don't want to hear it. Whatever you have to say, just say it when you get back.
Bay, I don't know--
I mean it. Don't. Because if you lay out the big L right now... I'm gonna be so mad at you for doing this to me. And if you don't I'm gonna be mad at you for not saying it. So...
Alright. Then, I'm just not gonna say anything.
S2 E14He Did What He Wanted
You kept my daughter away from me FOR THIRTEEN YEARS! I will never forgive you for that.
And the more I know you, the more I realize that I was right to keep it a secret. You would've taken both girls away from me.
You are damn right I would've.
S2 E20The Merrymakers
Is she having a bachelorette party?
Uh, I don't think so.
She is now.
She is? Oh, no. I mean, do churchy people even go in for bachelorette parties?
C'mon, we don't have to have a penis pinata, but we can still have some fun!
I'm not sure it's even ethical for me to get involved and what about all the soldiers who aren't dating senator's daughters? Somebody's got to go.
S2 E21Departure of Summer
I know some people, myself included, may have thought they were a little too young to take this step, but when you find the one who's right for you, you hang on tight because if you don't, they can slip away. To Toby and to Nikki, hang on tight and enjoy the ride.
She's not committing a felony or getting married. For us, right now, that's a win.
S3 E1Drowning Girl
Daphne (to Campbell): I just missed my bus.
CCampbell
Would you like a ride?
Like, on your lap?
CCampbell
In my Camaro.
So, love a kegger as much as the next gal, but this is our first assignment.
S3 E2Your Body Is a Battleground
Do you think I would feel differently about being deaf if I remembered what it was like to hear?
In my experience, coaches are hardest on the players they think have real talent.
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