Survivor Series quotes

(On being told Keith Hart is a fireman) Keith is a fireman? He's more like the spotted dog that rides on the back of the truck!

(On the hooded Blue Knight) This Blue Knight's really put together, huh? I know who he is!

Alright, who is he?

Oh, I can't tell YOU.

Say Bobby, I think you should wear a mask like the Knights.

I should?

Uh huh, as a public service.

You know, the Hart family is known as the cowards of Canada.

What do you mean, the cowards of Canada?

That's just what I hear from people.

(On Stu Hart) I asked Stu earlier, I asked him, you gotta be proud of your boys. He said, "I have boys?"

(Things break down in the ring and everyone starts fighting) Oh, it's just like dinner time at the Hart house.

Now, wouldn't you classify 20 members of the Hart family living together as a ghetto?

Stu just yelled over to Helen, "Helen, I'm damp". What does that mean?

Bobby Heenan, you're a bad man. You owe the entire Hart family an apology, as well as our audience.

(The Red Knight kicks the fireman Keith Hart away from behind) Oh! He kicked the fireman right in his backdraft!

(On Keith Hart) You know, that little man out there is man who goes out and risks his life every day.

Eating dinner at the Hart house is risking your life every day!

I hope the director doesn't show the Hart family anymore.

Why's that?

The phone'll be ringing off the hook over at America's Most Wanted!

I think they oughta start a show for you family.

Oh yeah? What would they call it?

America's Most Unwanted.

You know, all the Hart daughters look like the mom. I mean, the same age, like they're going on 85, 87...

You are an unkind man, Bobby Heenan.

Her face could hold an 8 day rain with all those wrinkles!

(On Stu Hart's jacket, which has a picture of a bear on the back) Oh look! He's got a picture of Helen on the back of his jacket, isn't that nice...

Shawn! Shawn! (throws a bottle of water to Shawn)

He's hanging-- You can't really give him water Bobby!

I didn't. Someone from behind me threw it.

(about Mabel) Mabel with all that hair and makeup on. Are you sure that's not Oprah Winfrey?

Would you be serious, Bobby Heenan?

Oh that's right. She's dropped down to about 350.