[After Owen Hart is eliminated]
Shawn! Shawn! (throws a bottle of water to Shawn)
He's hanging-- You can't really give him water Bobby!
I didn't. Someone from behind me threw it.
“1993”
In this episode: Bobby Heenan (49), Vince McMahon (26), Combs (4), Jim (1), Todd Pettengill (1), Shawn Michaels (1)
(about Mabel) Mabel with all that hair and makeup on. Are you sure that's not Oprah Winfrey?
Would you be serious, Bobby Heenan?
Oh that's right. She's dropped down to about 350.
We still don't know who Shawn Michaels' Knights were-
I do!
Sure, of course you do, but you're not telling.
Mabel is huge, Bobby Heenan!
Well, if you wolfed down 65 turkeys, you'd put on a few pounds too.
(Afa is chewing on... something.) Look at Afa! He's eating the carcass of a... wow, this is Jurassic Park, isn't it!
What's that smell?
That's Bastion Booger, I believe.
WOW! ... I thought it was just Boston.
Whoomp, there it is!
Whoopsie, there it is.
The ring is a mess. It's like the table when Bastion Booger eats!
[At the end of the four Doinks match]
This is a cartoon! Forget about Looney Tunes. Forget about Hanna Barbera. They've got nothing on the WWF!
Not tonight!
Not tonight!
This looks like a match Chief Jay Strongbow should've wrestled in.
...
There's confetti on the floor, there's bananas on the floor, there's turkey carcasses on the floor, there's bananas in the ring, there's skins in the ring. There's a drumstick, there's a wing, there's a gizzard.
Where's a gizzard?
I feel like I'm at Dahmer's house.
Thanksgiving Eve, live from the Boston Garden, an American tradition. I am standing in the middle of the Foreign Fanatics' contigency on this American eve, Thanksgiving, after all, the celebration of America and all the victories we've had in this country...
JCJim Cornette
Yeah.
TTodd
Quite simply, your denigration policy across this country at this time specifically was not very well planned, Jim.
JJim
Pettengill, first of all, you don't know the meaning of half of those words you just spit out, you were looking them up all night in Funk & Wagnalls. Second of all, we haven't denigrated anybody, we're upholding a fine American tradition: be winners at any cost, and that's exactly what we are. We're winners, and we'd do anything to win.
And thirdly, there's a fine old American tradition — carving up a turkey on Thanksgiving Eve, and that's what we're going to do. We're gonna carve up four of them. Now everybody's been asking, everybody's been wondering since this match was announced: "what is your strategy? How are you going to fight the All-Americans? Is it gonna be divide and conquer? Are you going to mount a frontal assault, an all-out attack?"
Well, let me just say this. We've sat down and we've thought about this. The All-Americans — we look at them like one man, because they fight together, they stand together, they think as one. They're a unit, so how do you take a man out? Well, you can go for the mind, you can go for the heart, or you can go for the soul.
Now, the heart of the All-Americans is the Steiner Brothers. They got a never-say-die attitude, they'll fight to the end; but you give a blow to the heart, it can be devastating.
Now the mind, the mind is the Undertaker, because, after all, he's the master of fear, the master of psychology, the master of the psych-out; but if you take away a man's mind, he's confused, he's disoriented, and you can easily take him out.
Then there's the soul, and the soul of the All-Americans is Lex Luger.
TTodd
Team captain Lex Luger.
JJim
He's the — shut up, Pettengill! — he's the embodiment of the American Dream, the spirit to succeed, victory against the odds. Lex Luger is the soul of the All-Americans, and when you capture a man's soul, then you've defeated him once and for all. And tonight, that's gonna be our strategy: mind, heart & soul. The All-Americans are going down in the Boston Garden tonight!
TTodd
Ladies and gentlemen, on Thanksgiving Eve, in the middle of the Foreign contingency, coming up next, it's the "Clash of the Superpowers."
[on the Steiner Brothers] Graduates of the University of Wisconsin.
The University of Michigan, Bobby Heenan.
I think they got their jackets on upside down. Anyone can graduate from Michigan. You could, even, a man who's hooked on phonics.
Mr. Fuji, my hat goes off to you... if I had a hat.
[referee Earl Hebner informs Crush that he's been counted out] He got the heave-ho, just like Kenny Kaiser threw Lasorda out of the game. Same thing.
[Jacques hits a piledriver on Scott Steiner and covers him] That won't work. It won't work.
The cover. Referee out of position... [Hebner counts, but Steiner kicks out] Almost worked, why wouldn't it work?
He dropped him on his head; there's nothing in there!
Ok, so now it's three against...two.
Three on two, Bobby Heenan
Three on two is five.
[pause] How about that. You're the Brain. You can add, huh?
Well, I wanted to show you, you know, help you out.
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