You're gonna sit this one out.
Stuff you Dean, or whatever your real name is.
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It's all love pretty boy. All of you will become all of us. We won't waste one bit.
Okay Mufasa enough with the circle of life crap. You're a vampire, you're scum, end of story.
You okay?
Yeah, other than feeling like I wanna hurl. I just chopped off a vampire's head.
You were great at that.
Thanks.
You good?
Yeah. Yeah, you know for the first time since I've been back, I didn't feel like the Mark was pushing me.
First time?
Knowing that these things are out there, makes the world seem -- I don't know bigger, darker.
All I know is that back there, killing those vamps. I felt like me again.
Alright, so that's good right?
Yeah.
You know if you want any pointers on how to fight this crazy crap, I'm willing to fill you in -- you know what kills what.
I'd like that.
Okay, let's go with that.
I'm not your father.
Right. I'm not your father. Those are first words you said to me, remember?
My Dad, is he still in there?
No, the human soul it can only occupy a body while it retains a certain structural integrity, and this vessel it was, it was ripped apart on a sub-atomic level by an archangel.
Then how are you-
I was reassembled, your father is in Heaven.
Well, yeah for him. Anyway good talk, you can get the hell out of my life now.
You changed. The Castiel I met, he was crappy, like super stuck-up and a dick and you just wanted to punch in his stupid angel face.
Don’t think I was that bad.
You totally were. And now you’re just, I don’t know, nicer. Kind of a doof... no offence.
Yes, well... before I was very self assured. I was convinced I was on this righteous path. Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where is far too easy to do your worst.
Wow, deep.
Yeah, for a doof.
This is why you called us, this is your emergency?
Yes!
No Cas, an emergency is a dead body, okay or a wigged out angel, or the Apocalypse take three. Some chick bolting on you is no emergency, that's every Friday night for Sam.
So you’re having a midlife crisis?
I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled.
Cas I need you to promise me something.
Of course.
If I do go darkside you've got to take me out.
What do you mean?
Knife me, smite me, throw me into the friggin’ sun; whatever. And don’t let Sam get in the way, cause he’ll try. I can’t go down that road again man, I can’t be that thing again.
She was a horrible mother. Did I tell you the time that she almost traded me for three pigs, three! I was an attractive child, I could juggle. I was worth five pigs, at least.
GGerald
My Ma used to burn me with cigarettes.
Nobody cares Gerald. Don't get me started about the name, Fergus. Sounds like venereal disease, and not the fun kind.
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