(after learning he is taking on dog-like traits) Ruh-roh!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, maybe if we can decipher the footnotes, then we can reverse the spell and...
Punt those winged dicks back to heaven.
[Castiel is on a ladder, changing a fluorescent tube bulb..]
NNora
Hey, Steve? I found this in the supply closet. (She holds up a plastic bag) Do you know whose it is?
Um... (comes down from the ladder) That's mine. Thanks.
NNora
I also found a rolled-up sleeping bag behind the tool locker.
Yes, (thinking fast) I wanted to be thorough with inventory, so I worked late last week, and taking a nap here was easier than going back home to my bed. Which I-I have, of course – a bed...and a home.
I'm just saying we're not keeping him chained up for the one-liners.
My Grace is gone. What did you expect? Do you have any idea how hard it was? When I fell to earth, I didn't just lose my powers. I – I had nothing. Now... I'm a sales associate
Wow. So you went from fighting … heavenly battles to nuking taquitos?
(nodding) Nachos too.
If you don't connect me Abaddon right away, I'll be forced to -
What is it? What happened?
I've been placed on hold.
Hey, kid, what are you doing in here by yourself?
KKid
Fighting monsters.
What kind of monsters?
KKid
All sorts, with Bruce the monster smasher. (He holds up his action figure doll.)
Hm. Is that a cape? Little impractical for smashing monsters, huh? You know, you could choke—
[The kid activates the doll which says "I clobber evil!"]
(chuckles slightly) I bet you do. (holds out his hand) I'm Dean.
KKid
Timmy. (shakes hand)
Let's try that again. If you're gonna be a man, you got to learn how to shake like one, okay? So give me your best Kung Fu grip. Good. (They shake again.) Now look me straight in the eye. Let me know that you mean business. Shake as hard as you can. (Shake again.) That's it. You shake like that, you'll be all right.
Hey! Either of you touch him ever again, I'm gonna go all Guantánamo on you.
YRYoung Robin
What's your dad do?
Boring stuff.
YRYoung Robin
Do you like it?
(shakes his head) No, not really. But my dad expects me to follow in his footsteps. So I've kind of gotten used to it.
YRYoung Robin
Yeah. I - I get it. My pops wants me to take over the diner? But that's not happening. So, what do you really want to do?
[Dean hesitates.]
YRYoung Robin
(continues) I want to be a photographer and see the world, go to strange lands, eat crazy food.
I want to be a rock star, but... I also really like cars.
YRYoung Robin
Being a mechanic seems rough.
What? No, no. Not at all. Cars are freaking cool as hell. Fixing them is like … a puzzle, and the best part is when you're done, they leave, and you're not responsible for them any more.
YRYoung Robin
(Kisses Dean, he seems shocked.) Have you kissed many girls?
What? Yeah. Of course. Lots.
YRYoung Robin
Really? (She grabs his collar) Well, I guess we'll just have to keep practising.
[Young Dean is fastening a tie.]
SSonny
Oh, look at you. You clean up good!
Thank you. You know, uh ... I've never actually been to one of these school dances before.
SSonny
Yeah. Look, about that, Dean, your old man's outside … and, man, he's really something. I tried to tell him what a big night it was for you, Dean, and ask him if he could come back later, but he just said to tell you he had a job, said you'd know what that means.
[Young Dean tries to hold back tears.]
SSonny
You know, after I got out of jail, this place gave me a second chance, and it's done the same for you, too.
[Young Dean nods.]
SSonny
So if you want, I'll stick my neck out for you, and I'll fight for you to stay.
[John's car horn honks outside. Young Dean goes to the window to look, and sees a very young-looking Sam holding a spaceship out the window of the car. Young Dean laughs, choked-up, and turns back toward Sonny, holding out his hand. There's a tear trickling out his eye as they shake hands.]
Sonny... thank you ... for everything. But I have to go.
You know, I'm thinking whatever this thing is, it's not going after virgins, even born-again virgins.
It's taking virgins who break their chastity vow. So dragons are off the list.
I'm sor-- dragons? Those are a thing?
Yeah. Too many things are things.
Made me want to join a mariachi band just to be near you.
SSuzy
You're not like... the other guys in town, are you? You're kind of a... a bad boy.
I don't know. Why don't you ask me that in Spanish?
SSuzy
¿Eres un Chico malo?
Sí
TTammy
I'm calling the cops!
I am the cops!
TTammy
(after Sheriff punches her and her nose starts bleeding) What the fudge, lady?
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