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S1 E15Unfinished Business

You know the Winchesters are up to the third trial? That they're gonna shut the door on Hell?

I'm not worried, kid.

[Kevin picks up the demon tablet.]

You have no idea what's on this demon tablet. Right, the power you could have gotten with this, if you weren't running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

You think I can't make you tell?

I know you can't. And you do too.

You know what? I've already won. I have the angel tablet, you little smudge. And I got deals and plans up the jacksie. [he grabs Kevin by the throat] And I don't... need... you!

[Crowley slams Kevin against the wall and strangles him. Suddenly, Kevin's eyes start glowing white. Increasingly bright light emanates from him until Crowley is thrown back across the boat, hands and face burned.]

How you feeling?

Honestly, ummm... my, uh whole body hurts. I feel nauseous and like I'm starving at the same time. And everything smells like rotting meat.

I've had that hangover. Jäger, man.

I like this bunker. It's orderly.

Oh, give us a few months. Dean wants to get a ping-pong table.

I've heard of that. It's a game, right?

Hey, those chains look exactly like the ones in our dungeon.

[Looking shocked and surprised] In your what?

Where's the pie?

CAChris the Attendant

I think we're out.

You don't understand... [Grabs the attendant] I. NEED. PIE!

WWaitress

Cool coat.

No, it's actually quite warm.

WWaitress

Cute and funny--okay.

So you really think this'll work?

Dude, we got needles, we got thread. We've seen Young Frankenstein about a thousand times. We're golden.

How'd you get this number?

[On Phone] Ah, first things first... what are you wearing?

Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.

What the hell are you doing, Crowley?

Oh, Moosie, isn't it obvious? I'm killing everyone you've ever saved -- the damsels in distress, the innocent whipper-snappers, the would-be vampire chow -- all of them.

What was He like?

Who? (looks up) God? Pretty much what you'd expect, really. Gruff, larger than life, bit of a sexist, but fair! Eminently fair. (looks at Castiel firmly) The Nephilim was a monster, Castiel.

...and the next Trial?

(points across road) Across the street. His name's Dwight Charles. I've bee listening in on the angel radio. Cupid's frequency actually. And he is the next on their list.

A list?

To do the horizontal mumbo. Slap-buddies. (Castiel is confused) To find love! He is going to be zinged by Cupid's arrow within twenty-four hours, which is good for us, because the Second Trial is retrieving Cupid's Bow.

No killing?

No killing.

(The brothers are doing a deal with Crowley)

Hello boys. What's that old expression? Success has many fathers, failure is a Winchester. Where's the stone?

You show us yours, and we'll show you ours.

Really Dean, I'm trying to conduct a professional deal here, and you want to talk dangley bits? THE STONE! (Sam shows him their tablet) Wow, wow, slowly! There she is. (he shows them his tablet)

And the contract? (Crowley throws an extremely long piece of parchment) Yeah, I'm sure there's no hidden agendas in there!

The highlights: We swap tablets, and you stand down from the Trials forever.

And you stop killing everyone we've ever saved.

Agreed. (Dean pulls out a pen) Uh, uh, uh, nice try squirrel. Moose is doing his Trials, Moose signs.

No, he's not signing anything until I read the fine print!

No, I can read it!

You wanted me here, I'm here. But I'll be damned if I'll let him screw us even more!

What's this? Trouble in paradise?

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