Supernatural · Season 1
I'm sorry I don't normally do this during business hours, but do you know an Eleanor or an Ellen? She seems quite concerned about you. She wants to tell you, pardon me, if you don't tell someone how bad it really is? She'll kick your ass from beyond. You have to trust someone again, eventually
Says who? Look, I'll work this damn case, but you lied to me, and you killed my friend.
No, I put down a monster who killed four people, and if you didn't know her, you'd have done the same thing.
I did know her, Dean.
Yeah, which is why you couldn't do it. Look, I get it. There are certain people in this world, no matter how dangerous they are, you just can't.
Don't pull that card! That's bull. Look, if I've learned one thing, it's that if something feels wrong, it probably is!
Usually, yeah. But killing Amy was not wrong. You couldn't do it, so I did. That's what family does -- the dirty work. And I woulda told you, eventually, once I knew that this whole "waving a gun at Satan" thing was a one-time show. I think it's reasonable to want to know that you're off the friggin' high dive, Sam. You almost got us both killed, so you can be pissed all you want, but quit being a bitch.
You were right. About Amy. If she was... just any monster, I'm not sure I could have let her walk away. I don't know. I mean, I'll never know.
So, what are you saying?
What I'm saying is... I get why you did it. You were just trying to make sure no one else got hurt. But here's the thing. You can't just look me in the face and tell me you're fine. I mean, you're not sleeping, you drink for the record --
Oh, here we go.
Look, whatever. Last one to preach, I know. But... Just be honest with me. How are those the actions of someone who knows they did the right thing?
You want me to be honest?
Yeah.
I went with my gut. And that felt right. I didn't trust her, Sam. Of course, ever since Cas, I'm having a hard time trusting anybody. And as far as how I been acting... I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause I don't like lying to you. You know, it doesn't feel right. So, yeah, you got me there. I been climbing the walls.
I know how that is.
All right, um... So, a little sudden. But life is short, so I'll keep this shorter. I'm in love. And I'm getting married... Say something, like, uh, like, "congratulations," for example.
What?
It’s a waffle iron. Nonstick. You just... I actually don’t know how to use it. We good?
He said you’d be all surly and premenstrual working with me.
Uh, here's the plan. I drop this lady at my cousin's. He'll stop anything trying to get her. We, uh, find Sam, hopefully fix this, everybody's home in time for "America's Got Talent." Now, you -- you'll be living with a tri-racial paraplegic sniper until this all blows over, okay?
I have one rule: make a deal, keep it.
Well technically, I didn't...
There's a reason we don't call our chips in early: consumer confidence. This isn't Wall Street, this is Hell! We have a little something called integrity. If this gets out, who'll deal with us? Nobody! Then, where are we?
I don't know.
That's right, you don't, because you're a stupid, short-sighted little prat. Now, hand the jackass over, I'll cancel every deal he's made.
What are you going to do with him?
Make an example of him.
That's just great. This is stupid. Our quality of life is crap. We got Purgatory's least wanted everywhere, and we're on our third "The World's Screwed" issue in, what, three years? We've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already.
Someone's got to do it.
What if the bus wants to go over the cliff?
You think the world wants to end?
I think that if we didn't take its belt and all its pens away each year that, yeah, the whole enchilada woulda offed itself already.
Stop trying to wrestle with the big picture, son. You're gonna hurt your head.
Sidewinder soup and salad combo goes to Big Bird. TDK Slammer to Ken Doll. And a little Heart Smart for Creepy Uncle.
[talking through a mouthful] Oh, that is good sandwich.
What the hell did you get?
New Pepperjack Turducken' Slammer -- limited time only.
Bunch of birds shoved up inside each other. Shouldn't play God like that.
Hey, don't look at me sideways from that -- that Chinese chicken geezer salad there, okay? This is awesome. Like the perfect storm of your top-three edible birds.
You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi's mother.
This is stupid. My sandwich didn't do anything. I don't know what you think you're gonna find.
[Sam unwraps the sandwich.]
There's something wrong with you, Dean.
Are you kidding? I'm fine! I -- I actually feel great. The best I've felt in a couple months. Cas? Black goo? I don't even care anymore. And you know what's even better? I don't care that I don't care. I just want my damn slammer back.
Dude, you are completely stoned, just like Ranger Rick was.
Just like the dinner rush back at Biggerson's. And everybody's loving the Turducken'.
[Gray goo bubbles out from the sandwich.]
I think you pissed off my sandwich.
Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder into a Pumpkinhead...and is currently turning Dean into an idiot.
I'm right here, right here
So you think Dean's okay?
Yeah, he's alright
Good. So... you don't worry about him?
You mean before the turducken'?
Yeah. I kinda mean, well, like ever since my head broke, and we lost Cas. You ever feel like he's going through the same motions but he's not the same Dean, ya know?
How could he be?
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