Supernatural Season 1 quotes

Dean

That means we've got not just one pissed off witch, but two. It's full on War of the Roses.

Does 1492 ring any bells?

The man was about to set sail! He could possibly fall of the edge of the Earth! I took pity. So?

I told you! Nothing happened with the Medici chick!

Well I'll be darned. Psycho Butch and Sundance.

Dean

Uh, Bobby Singer sent us.

Frank

[growls, stands up and cocks gun]

Dean

Or not! Who?

Dean

Nobody puts baby in a corner!

Sam

You know that's a line from...

Dean

Swayze movie! Swayze always gets a pass!

(talking about a burger) You know, he has one of these every day? And in his heart, he thinks they're almost as good as sex. This? (gesturing with the burger) Is disgusting.

(pushing away his own plate) Dead plants with creamy goo. It's like eating self-righteousness.

You know I had a brother with this many issues once.

Yeah?

You know what I did?

Mmm?

I ate him.

Of course you did.

Idea: you want to trade? I mean, I'll take "Chuckles" over "Schizo".

No, I like this one's hair better. You can stay in the big one.

You're a virile manifestation of the divine. [Walks away]

Dean

[to Sam] The hell did he say to me?

Sam

Dean...

Dean

Oh! He speaks.

You're the brothers from the --

Sam

Oh, no, no, no, no. The Winchester guys on the news a couple weeks back? No -- we get that a lot.

Dean

Yeah, no. Those depraved killers got put down like the dogs that they were. Us on the other hand, we're completely harmless.

Sam

He broke my spoon.

Sam

I mean, how many crystal balls do you figure there are in Lily Dale?

Dean

Somewhere between 50 and, uh, all of them.

Dean

Yeah. See, there's, uh, fake whoo-whoo crap, and there's real whoo-whoo crap.

Well, yeah, but... ghosts?

Dean

Oh, trust me. There's a lot weirder out there than that.

So "The X-files" is real, or you just stopped talking like an FBI agent.

Sam

Well, um... we're not FBI agents.

I need a drink.

Dean

I support that.