Supernatural · Season 1
If there's a key, then there has to be a lock. And when we find the lock, we can get the weapons, and then we can have the weapons. And the lock, we'll also have the lock, I imagine because we've opened it, and of course, the initial key... a-and...
(abnormally deep voice) We need to get all three of that crap.
What?
That's how he does it!
Jared and Jensen were seen beating an extra to death.
Huh.
This is Jim here Sarah, and it wasn't all the way to death, only part way. So that's a plus.
(hitting a wall in Bobby's house) Solid. (with relief) It's real. Nice.
Yeah. Yeah, real, moldy, termite-eaten home sweet home. Chock full of crap that want to skin you. Oh, and uh, we're broke again.
(sarcastic) Yeah. But, hey... at least we're talking.
God doesn't care about you.
Sure He does.
Your Father made you and then abandoned you. So you pray. You see signs where there's nothing. But truth is, your Apocalypse came and went, and you didn't even notice. A mother would never abandon her children like He did. You'll see.
You saying he wasn't a monster when I ganked him?
One way to find out. Bobby, you got a cranial saw in the car?
Of course.
What he did to us... but...
There's a but?
I just can't help but think, what would Mom say?
You know what I think Mom would say? She'd say, "Just 'cause you're blood doesn't make you family. You gotta earn that."
Who is she, this Eve bitch?
The Mother of All of us. And the end of all of you. By the time she's done, there'll be more creatures than humans. You'll live in pens. We'll serve up your young and call it veal.
It was Omaha. It was my fault. And he never let it go.
Well, he should have.
You don't know what I did, Dean.
It doesn't matter.
What do you mean, it doesn't...?
I mean, at the end of the day, you two are family. Life's short, and ours are shorter than most. We gonna spend it wringing our hands? Something's going to get us, eventually. And when my guts get ripped out, just so you two know, we're good. Blanket apology for all the crap that anybody's done, all the way around.
Some of us pulled a lot of crap, Dean.
Well, clean slate.
Okay.
You two just going to stand there like the ugly girl at the prom, or you gonna pitch in? This so-called Eve mother, whatever, ain't gonna gank herself.
I mean, accidents just don't happen accidentally. (Sam stares) You know what I mean.
Why?
Why what?
Why did you unsink the ship?
Because I hated the movie.
What movie?
Exactly.
Wait. So you saved a cruise liner because...?
Because that god-awful Celine Dion song made me wanna smite myself!
Who's Celine Dion?
Oh, she's a destitute lounge singer somewhere in Quebec, and let's keep it that way, please.
But now those people and their kids and their kids' kids... they must have interacted with-with so many other people, changed so much crap... you totally butterfly-effected history.
Dude, dude, rule one. No Kutcher references.
Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you. I don't care.
Either of you jokers ever heard anything about a Phoenix?
River, Joaquin, or the giant flaming bird?
We'll Star Trek IV this bitch.
I only watched Deep Space Nine.
It's like I don't even know you guys anymore. Star Trek IV. Save the whales.
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