Supernatural quotes

Dean

You know, The Darkness is out there, and the world is gonna burn. And once she gets started, that's the end of everything, including you. Sam's the only one who can stop it.

Billie

Hmm, how's that?

Billie

That's what I thought. It's cute, though. You pretending you're trying to save Sam for the greater good, when we both know you're doing it for you. You can't lose him. But even if Sammy could win the title bout... the answer would still be 'no.' The answer will always be 'no.' Game's over, Dean. No more second chances. No more extra lives. Time to say bye-bye to Luigi, Mario.

Crowley

I'm lucky to be alive! Lucifer had me trussed up like a dog in my own palace.

Dean

'Palace?' Oh, you mean the abandoned nut house?

Lucifer

Oh, come on! It's not like He invented the Prius, which actually works. I don't have to tell you people what a mess mankind is. The Salem Witch Trials, Third Reich, Twin Towers. And, sure, every once in a while, He'll send down a little plague to straighten them out, but it's nothing permanent. Humanity brought us Hiroshima and got a redo. I merely questioned His priorities, and I got the boot.

Sam

And Cas wanted to do this.

Dean

Yeah, well, there's times I want to get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask. That doesn't make it a good idea.

Lucifer

You know what they say: he who hesitates disintegrates.

Sam

That's it? Doesn't look like much, does it?

Crowley

First impressions can be deceiving, Moose. For instance, I once thought of you as dull and plodding. Oh, never mind. Bad analogy.

Sam

Dude, you even move since last night?

Dean

Sleeping is the new smoking.

Sam

What? No, it’s not. It’s sitting. Sitting is the new smoking.

Dean

That’s can’t be right.

Metatron

God! You've come back! I can't believe you've come back! I-I didn't mean what I'd said about Supernatural! It's underrated! Due for a reboot! And this bar, it's not crappy at all! It looks just like the one in Cheers! Everybody knows my name! And the lights are very forgiving!

Metatron

Why did you put on the Chuck suit in the first place? How did that make any sense to you?

Chuck

I like front-row seats, y'know. I figured I'd hide out in plain sight, y'know. Plus, y'know, acting is fun.

Chuck

You know what humanity's greatest creation has been? Music. That, and nacho cheese. Even I couldn't have dreamt up that deliciousness. But music... is magic. A lot of remarkable music was created in this space. B.G.'s Canteen. Now, it's not as well known as The Bitter End or The Gaslight, but some amazing musicians got their start on this stage. I'm hoping that you and I can tap into some of that old magic and finish what I started a few months ago.

Metatron

Then you've got some work to do. There are no revelations in this book! And that's weird, given who you are. There's no new information, no soul-bearing.

Chuck

That's because I don't have a soul.

Metatron

Right! But you invented them. You invented souls. Souls! Try shining a light on that. How did that make you feel?

Metatron

Why?

Chuck

Can you be more specific? I kind of get that question a lot about pretty much everything.

Metatron

Why did you create life?

Chuck

I was lonely.

Metatron

Your sister wasn't company enough?

Chuck

I am being. She's nothingness. It's not exactly the makings of a fun two-hander, you know?

Metatron

Yeah. But you didn't stop at one archangel or a handful of angels. You created worlds.

Chuck

I was stupid. Naive. I thought if I could show my sister that there was something more than just us, something better than us, then maybe she'd change. Maybe she'd stop... being... her. But... every time I'd build a new world... she'd destroy it.

Chuck

Nature? Divine. Human nature? Toxic.

Metatron

They do like blowing stuff up.

Chuck

Yeah. And the worst part: they do it in my name. And then they come crying to me, asking me to forgive, to fix things. Never taking any responsibility.

Chuck

You were just the closest angel to the door when I walked into the room. There's nothing special about you, Metatron. Not then. Not now. Now, I've been called many things. Absentee father, wrathful monster. But, coward... I am not hiding. I am just done watching my experiments' failures.

Metatron

It wasn't just the saps who were praying to you. The angels prayed, too. And so did I. Every day.

Chuck

I know.

Metatron

You want to sell the best-selling autobiography of all time? You explain to me. Tell me why you abandoned me. Us.

Chuck

Because you disappointed me. You all disappointed me.

Metatron

No, look. I know I'm a disappointment, but you're wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they're better than you are! And sure, they're weak and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint! But they also give and create. And they sing and dance and love! And above all, they never give up! But you do.