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You want the Demon Tablet? Well, you're not gonna get it. I have hidden it very carefully in a place where you and your friends―
You hid it... [he reaches into his coat and pulls out the Demon Tablet]... under your mattress. The TV station gave me your address, and I checked the place out. You realize you have bedbugs?
Do you know how disturbing it was to realize that I couldn't bring myself to kill you? I've had tons of chances over the years, some you don't even know about. But still, I made my peace with it, embraced my softer side, learned to accept that there was just too much going on between you and I. Bromance. But you know what? I think I am gonna kill you today. I feel different somehow. Ready. What can I say? Fatherhood changes a man.
The truth... it'd make the Bible-thumpers' heads explode. I mean, they want their God to be a finger-snapping, all-powerful creator, you know... and they want magic... Mary Poppins. But what He did ― creation ― that took work. Took sacrifice. In order to create the world, God had to give up the only thing He'd ever known. He had to betray and sacrifice His only kin. The Darkness... His own sister.
Thought we talked about this.
Yeah, we did, Dean. But why is it so hard to believe that God could be sending me visions about The Darkness?
You kidding me? He didn't feel the need to show up for the Apocalypse. Why would He give a crap now?
I don't know. Maybe because she's His sister? What do you wanna do? Sit back? Ignore Him? Do nothing?
No, that's... that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, don't count on God. Okay? Count on us.
What's up, Doc? Be easier all around if you just talk to us.
Careful.
Yeah. So what happened, pal? Hmm. What, you dropped too much Molly? Superglue your mask to your head, get paranoid, stab a guy? Hoo, I've been there.
Let me guess, Rog. You were framed!
Two masked psychos in two days. I mean, what are the chances?
My guess? Copycat killer.
Damn social media.
No. You’re not real.
Well, how’d you punch me, then?
You mean Mork from Ork here is your dumbass imaginary friend Sully?
Yeah.
Um, I’m not dumb or ass.
And a hot shower. That does wonders.
Real deep scrub. Purify.
For Maddie?
The whole family. Yeah, just get the whole gang in there... You know, the family that showers together...
You know, I’m not gonna lie to you. When you went off to hunt, I considered that one of my biggest failures. It just seemed so clear to me that you wanted something else. But, I was wrong. And it all worked out, didn’t it?
I don’t know about that.
Dean, we need to seriously discuss me going to the Cage.
Okay. Not happening. Good talk. – Sam, even if these visions are real...
Yeah. It’s Lucifer? And me? In the Cage? I know. But this – this lump in my throat... It’s not an excuse. Not anymore.
We’ll find another way. Okay? There’s always another way.
Okay. Then tell me – what is the other way?
Repent your sins. Beg for his divine mercy. When the end comes – and come it will – only the forgiven will ascend to holy grace.
[Amara is listening, her back turned to the preacher. She scowls and turns to walk towards him.]
He’s watching. He’s waiting.
This is God you’re speaking of? Do you really think he’s watching?
Deciding which of us is worthy. Only the chosen will be raised to Heaven.
Oh, and that’s you? Truthfully, I don’t think He’s all that interested. He doesn’t even seem to be around. Believe me, I’ve searched.
Stop right there, sister. Beg for His forgiveness or face His terrible wrath.
Really? Gets annoyed, does He?
His wrath comes in many forms but only God is able to create the fearsome plague and destruction and all on Earth will bow before.
You mean something like this?
[Amara points to the fountain. The water turns to blood. She raises her hand to the sky. The clouds turn dark, and there is lighting and thunder.]
Is it you? Are you testing us?
God, you mean? No. But let’s just say He's not the only game in town.
About as many as I have to say, okay then what else have we got? Listen, I’m all ears. Dean, ordinarily I’d agree with you, but the visions only happen when I reach out to God. I asked Him for a way to beat the Darkness and the visions got more specific, and I was in the Cage.
Yeah, with Lucifer. The biggest monster ever hatched. Fan-freaking-tastic!
You know Lucifer was the biggest monster ever hatched, until you and I hatched one that’s even worse. Listen, in the vision, Lucifer touches me and I feel calm, like things will be all right. And that’s not something I would ever come up with. I mean that is the last thing that I would ever feel.
If Lucifer touched you, it would be the last thing you'd feel. Ever.
So God assured you of this, did He? I’d say you’re making this up but I never think of you as imaginative.
We’re not saying it’s going to happen. We just want to know...
Theoretically...
If it’s possible.
The Cage is a can of worms you do not want to open. I believe this conversation is over.
Is it? Crowley, you know that the Darkness is going to pound on everything and that includes you.
Yeah. And you had a shot at taking her out when she was with you, but apparently you thought that sucking up was the way to go.
And that didn’t work out so well.
Because she chose you. And you couldn’t control your girlfriend. What happened in that room? Why did she insist on sparing you? What is she to you?
Wanna know what she is Crowley? How about God’s sister!
God’s sister? He has relatives? I had that kind of leverage under my thumb and I let it slip away?
Clearly, if Sam enters the Cage he’s gone. And yes, it’s on my bucket list, but now is not the time to be selfish. I need a secure site, a way to neutralize Lucifer’s powers.
In Hell?
Yes, in Hell! So we have a modicum of control. You think I want that abomination running amuck upstairs?
Is it possible to control the situation? Because if Sam’s not safe it’s not happening.
Goodness, mummy, loosen the grip. Theoretically, it’s possible, with challenges. I can arrange for transit into Hell. Opening the Cage, that’s another matter.
You’re the King of the joint. Don’t you have a key?
It was sealed by God Himself. Of course I don’t have a key! The mechanisms of divine manufacturer! I believe its secrets, along with the spells for warding Sam were recorded where many such mysteries are found: the Book of the Damned.
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