GAGuy at homeless shelter
Oh, man, those poor guys were a mess. They must have suffered bad.. But at least now they're with angels.
I sure as hell hope not
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Where does hedonism come into it?
Well, my time with April was very educational.
Yeah. I mean, I would think being killed is something. [Chuckles]
And having sex.
[Dean chokes on his food. Sam and Dean look surprised] You had sex with April?
Yeah, that would be where the hedonism comes in.
[to Sam] Shh
[nods]
[Chuckles] So..Did you have protection?
I had my angel blade.
oh- [turns to Sam] Oh, he had the angel blade.
I took down a teenage vampire and a ghost. ...Which sounds like a Y.A. novel when you say it out loud.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! S-spoilers. I haven't read all the books yet.
You're gonna read the books?
Yes, Dean. I like to read books -- you know, the ones without pictures.
Well, I'm sorry I haven't hung up the, uh, "Hang in there, kitty" poster yet, Dean.
Holy crap! The first case investigated in this bunker involved Dorothy. She and the witch came into this room, and they never came out. This will never stop blowing my mind!
Okay, pace yourself, Toto.
(after learning that several things from the Oz books are wrong) Stop ruining my childhood!
[to witch] Hello, darling. (the witch slightly burns herself trying to pass a warding sign) Sorry. This litter box is warded against everything, even wicked witches. Big fan. Love your work.
(whistling Somewhere Over The Rainbow)
(Sam and Dean walk slowly into the room with their guns, wary of the wicked witch)
Wow. If it isn't the Scarecrow and the Tin Man.. Your new house guest- so misunderstood. [Sam and Dean don't reply] Neither of you saw "Wicked"?
What did she say to you?
Something along the lines of.. [hisses]
(Charlie and Dean are looking for the key to Oz)
(looking at the first edition of Voluptuous Asian Lovelies) You keep your porn meticulously organized, but not--
Don't judge me.
[Comes back to life up after being dead] Merry christmas.
Charlie?
[looks over at Dean] Uh. Hey, I know you.
I told you to stay in the dungeon.
[Chuckles] Bet you say that to all the girls.
(to the Witch) Now heel! (stabs the Witch in the head with the heel of the Ruby Slippers, killing her)
(to Sam and Dean after killing the Witch) Ding Dong, Bitches!
All right, well, let's keep digging. [The camera focuses on an owl.] But, uh, not here. I don't like the way that one's looking at me.
Always knew I'd find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.
What's that smell?
Patchouli. Yeah, mixed with depression from meat deprivation.
Hmm.
Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.
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