Supernatural quotes

Sam

You’ve been driving around with me passed out in the passenger seat for a day?

Dean

I mean, I stopped. Let a few Japanese tourists take some pictures, nobody got too handsy.

Sam

We got work to do

Crowley

Torture? Brilliant. Can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier really putting the S.A.M. into S & M.

This is sergeant Miranda Bates. Who am I talking to?

Kevin

Uhhh.. Kevin... Solo.

How old are you?

Kevin

Old enough. And I'm with the FBI, so you have to do what I say or-

Listen, kid. I don't have to do anything. [Kevin starts quickly going on his computer] And I don't take orders from the Feeb. So unless you can give me one reason you got a couple of pretty-boy agents poking around my crime scene, I'm gonna put them in cuffs and spank your ass raw. Understand?

Kevin

Cabo, last June.

What?!

Kevin

[smirks] That's my reason. Oh, my favorite's you in a sombrero doing a body shot off some naked guy in a luchador mask. Super classy.

How did you find that?

Kevin

Cause I'm Kevin frickin' solo.

Sam

You know this is a trap, right?

Dean

Yep.

Sam

And we're just gonna walk right into it?

Dean

Guns blazing. You with me?

Sam

[Chuckles] You know you it.

Abaddon

I so appreciate you boys coming when I call. That's what I like most about you Winchesters. Obedient... and suicidally stupid. I like that, too.

Dean

We going to fight or make out, 'cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.

Abaddon

You know, I've loved this body since the moment I first saw it. You're the perfect vessel Dean. You give a girl all sorts of nasty ideas. So go ahead and play hard to get, and I'll peel off this "no demons allowed" tattoo and blow smoke up your ass.

Dean

Look Zeke...I'm gonna call you Zeke

[Head tilt]

Dean

And even with Crowley here, this is the safest place there is. And we need you man.

Kevin

Because I'm useful.

Dean

Because you're family. After all the crap that we've been through, after all the good that we've done. Man, if you don't think that we would die for you, I don't know what to tell you. Because you, me, Sam and Cass - we are all we've got.

Castiel

Do you ever tire of urinating...I'll never get used to it.

Dean

Sam... You here?

Sam

Hey, Morning.

Dean

You been outside already?

Sam

Yeah, Woke up went for a run, beautiful sunrise, anyways cleaned up, went and got breakfast, grabbed you bacon and eggs extra grease not even gonna argue.

Dean

Perfect

Dean

I think it'd be better if you take it easy and didn't act like you were...

...possessed by an angel? He does feel better, a work in progress of course, but I am slowly healing him.

Dean

That's great...umm but...

I have news, I've picked up chatter among the angels not all are wondering around in confusion.

Dean

Yeah some of them are after Cass.

There is a faction that is rapidly organizing and finding human vessels to contain them.

Dean

Lead by Naomi?

I have not heard that name no but it is this factions leadership that wants Castiel found, you see Dean I can be useful.

Dean

So can my brother so why don't you go check your email and if I need your help I'll let you know.

Dean...

Dean

...I said I'll let you know.

Sam

I mean Cass is human now, it's gonna take him a lot longer to travel

Dean

I'm gonna get whiplash.

Sam

What?

Dean

Nothing.

Beautiful Buddy. One of your best.

Oh, well that is a high praise Sir, seeing as your an emissary from that man upstairs himself, Thank you Bart.

It's Bartholomew.

Let me be a vessel for the divine. I give myself over to you.

Oh, hallelujah.

Yes, well if you're certain.

[She nods. An angel tries to possess her and she explodes]

Bart!! what the hell?!!

Buddy, the simple truth is.. not all who are willing are designed to contain heavens grace. We have to expect a casualty now and then. It's a small price to pay when you think about it.

Like the lamb of the sacrifice.

Sure.

Castiel

Food. Sleep or passing gas, it's all very strange.