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You know, you worry about him. All he does is worry about you. Who's left to live their own life here? The two of you -- aren't you full up just playing Snuffleupagus with the Devil all the live long?
I don't know, Bobby. Seeing Lucifer's fine with me.
Come again?
Look, I'm not saying it's fun. I mean, to be honest with you, I-I kind of see it as the best-case scenario. I mean...at least all my crazy's under one umbrella, you know?
Remember when Crowley kept going on about hating Dick? *brief pause* well, I thought he was just being general.
[After being sprayed with Borax] Sam... That is not how we communicate from a place of yes. That was bracing. Where'd you kids find this stuff?
You were expecting Farrah Fawcett?
No, she always calls first.
We're coming for you, and not just to hurt you – to kill you. You understand me?
Come on, Dean. I can't be killed.
You're gonna wish you could, then.
[laughs] That's some conviction. You'd really crush it on the motivational circuit.
You're either laughing because you're scared or you're laughing because you're stupid. I'll see you soon, Dick.
I don't know, Bobby. I mean, you really wanna get stuck? Turn into some ghost?
I know what I'm doing, Rufus.
Yeah, yeah, you're thinking you can help those boys. But how many spirits you meet in their right mind? Some hunter's gonna cut you down.
Whose side are you on?
Bobby... you've helped. You got handed a small, unremarkable life, and you did something with it. Most men like you die of liver disease, watching Barney Miller reruns. You've done enough. Believe me.
I don't care.
Why?
Because they're my boys.
Why do you always provoke him?
Because he's a bad kid, that's why.
Well, that's a load of crap! Who the hell were you to say?
I'm your father, and you show your father respect.
The day he deserves it, you drunken bully! Punching women and kids, is that what they called "fatherhood" in your day?!
Oh, you deserved it. Believe me, you were nothing but ungrateful.
I was a kid! Kids ain't supposed to be grateful! They're supposed to eat your food and break your heart, you selfish dick! You died and I was still so afraid I'd turn into you, I never even had kids of my own!
Good. You break everything you touch.
... uh-huh; well, as fate would have it, I adopted two boys and they grew up great. They grew up heroes! So you can go to hell!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. His eyes are open.
Bobby?
Hey.
[Bobby removes the respirator covering his mouth and nose.]
What – don't talk. Don't talk. A pen – I –
[Dean grabs the pen and chart at the end of the bed.]
Here. Here, here, here. What is it?
[Bobby writes “45489” on Sam's hand before smiling slightly]
Idjits. [he dies]
This is your last chance to come with me, and move on. For your own good, Bobby, let go... they'll be okay without you.
Last memory, huh? Glad I saved the best for last.
Alright scoot, jerkface, show your elders some respect.
You scoot, asshat. *tosses popcorn at Dean*
Did we get licorice?
No, we did not get licorice, we got good snacks. Licorice is disgusting.
I'm sorry, I-I didn't quite understand that, uh Mr. Peanut Butter-and-Banana-Sandwiches?
You know what, I stand by that sandwich! Nobody likes licorice, it-it's made of dirt!
It is a classic movie food! It's right up there with popcorn!
Popcorn, really?
Yes!
You're outta your mind!
What, it's like little chewy pieces of heaven!
Chewy pieces of heaven if you're a girl!
[watches as Dean and Sam fade away]
Well, Bobby? Stay or go, what's it gonna be?
Sure you're not a Leviathan. Dick Roman's not a Leviathan. Gwyneth Paltrow's not a Leviathan...
You think it's this easy to see inside what's real, and also be bi-polar with delusional ideation. There's no pill for my situation sweetie-pop, so yeah the big mouths are onto me. Next question!
Come and get your costume on. We can scoot.
[Whispers to himself] .."Costume"... What?..
What was she doing?
Being a naughty, bossy little girl.
I'd hate to ask for that in the non-porno version.
[to Dean] Patience, grasshopper.
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